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Borderline Personality Disorder.
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Girl, Interrupted
Now I get it.
linz:
hahaha!
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United States Standards for Grades of Cauliflower
"U.S. No. 1'' consists of heads of cauliflower which meet the following requirements:
(a) Basic requirements for curds:
(1) Clean;
(b) Basic requirements for jacket leaves:
(1) Fresh;
(c) Free from:
(1) Soft or wet decay.
(d) Free from damage caused by:
(11) Other means.
(e) Free from serious damage by any cause.
linz:
yeah, but after like..twelve times..you've gotta stop or you'll go blind!
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Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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Found it on the Internet on a page titled Amazing Facts.
Amazing.
linz:
holy fuck! thats alot of pizza!
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How can a loser ever win?
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linz:
whaddayou mean? i thought the loser always won?
mrzablowdowski:
Maurice got the Grand Prize.
Baby, you are so right.
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W'he should'a armed himself, he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
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Clint could not have said it better.
About Morgan Freeman.
The President?
Who was your favorite President?
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I'm as bad as Michael Jackson's hair dresser.
Really, really, bad.
catrafelina:
at least you're not his surgeon.
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Liquor license?
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Training Day. Today.
Denzel Washington. He's bad. As in Superbad.
He's the best. Two times. That's good.
What did I learn?
There must be a word for this good and bad.
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linz:
maybe that's it...
linz:
i thought about painting a picture of denzel washington on my wall, but then..i thought..morgan freeman would be funnier..
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I'll be back.
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A career on that.
Vin Diesel. More X-treme. He'll be back.
Unless, he kills himself first.
Happens.
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linz:
yay! you're like..the goat friend i never had!
tofubot:
i like my bum too... thanks
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Fire in the hole.
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I rented XXX.
No. Not that silly.
The Vin Diesel vehicle.
oso:
soooo?

how was it?
i ain't seen it yet.
should i bother?