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Me and roomie talk. Talk about the rest of a clear conscience. That's why I was so happy to hear of the advancements in Sleep Technology on the TV.
Me, I got a Beautyrest.
What do you sleep on?
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throatneedle:
Beautyrest be 'off da chain dawg' or what?
mrzablowdowski:
adam said uranus greek or roman

[Edited on Feb 20, 2003]
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President George W. Bush
the 43rd President of the United States
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note: W stands for Walker

Boss gives you the day off. Love'm.
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Spend time in the shelter. Wait for it to blow over. Watch the TV.
A woman showed CNN the stuff she stocked up. Top of the bag a Pictionary. Never thought. I am idle. Idle hands. You know what they say about idle hands. I thought Trivial Pursuit.
Any suggestion?
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tunnelslats:
I want a bomb shelter. Or at least a mineshaft.
mrzablowdowski:
I am so happy no one suggested solitaire.
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BENVOLIO
O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead!
That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.

ROMEO
This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
This but begins the woe, others must end.

William Shakespeare
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user8935778:
he licked my eyeball last night. and i giggled.
linz:
kiss
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wally gator is the meanest alligator
in the swamp
he's a real perpetrator
when he really starts to romp
there's never been a greater operator
in the swamp
see ya later
wally gator
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incest:
could he make me a sandwich?
tunnelslats:
With a name like Wally, you have to grow up tough.
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Well, you know what they say about slugs?
No, what do they say about slugs?
They always leave slime in their tracks.
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Angel Heart

Here the slug trails lead to the warm side of the bed.
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throatneedle:
You mean 'Angel Heart' with Mickey Rourke and Bobby De Niro?
Never saw that movie mate
You look familiar....
I think I know you from somewhere
linz:
what your brain looks like during an acid trip
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Take any two critters. Man size them. Put them in a wrestling ring. Who would survive?
Always bet the flea.
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linz:
what? no horns? i'm so confused....
tara81:
did that black tape hurt when you took it off your eyes?? bok
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It's gonna affect my... ugh
overall fuck'n ability to be normal.
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FUBAR

all reality
moved away
long ago
mtlqueen:
What's going to affect your ability to be normal? Your weird helmet? (profile pic) You can't usually wear stuff like that in public without people treating you weird, ya know...
smile