mrzablowdowski

I need glasses that make me look smarter. Skinny glasses that make me look like I read.

Strange paradox.
Einstein or Frankenstein?
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In Canada, every last Friday of the month there's a Communist party.
B.Y.O.B. Comrade.

Capitalism don't work without capital.
I'm spending like a drunk sailor.
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Not just one. Two party.
If you missed my fiftieth you missed a party. Or two.
A tin of coffee, a bottle of scotch, a one ounce bar of silver.
My friends know what I love. I love my friends.
Yes, that includes you.
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Every kid in Canada knows to drink Canada dry.