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cornucopia:
horn of plenty
horn of the goat Amalthaea, that suckled Zeus
linz:
you lactate from your horn?
mrzablowdowski:
lactate
that word has always curdled in my ear
lactose intolerant
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I moved out of the outhouse.
The people upstairs were making too much noise.
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me:
where will the bag be worn?
mrzablowdowski:
over my head...
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The Origin of Love
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Something changed. Wasn't me.
Everything around me was.
I got old.
user8935778:
theyre doing a show down here of this. and i wonder if its the real thing.. or just some cheesey stage show.
linz:
i gottagoddamnmuthahfuckinangaryinch!!
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Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
So baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own
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Funny, the little things you remember from long ago.
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tunnelslats:
You have the coolest screen name in the world!
mtlqueen:
Thanks! Nobody notices a good setting these days...sadly it seems to be about the *bling bling*. Which part of Canada is home?
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal
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whatever
linz:
canada rules!
user8935778:
mmmm. grilled cheese. white bread. white american cheese. mmmm.
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Borderline Personality Disorder.
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Girl, Interrupted
Now I get it.
linz:
hahaha!
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United States Standards for Grades of Cauliflower
"U.S. No. 1'' consists of heads of cauliflower which meet the following requirements:
(a) Basic requirements for curds:
(1) Clean;
(b) Basic requirements for jacket leaves:
(1) Fresh;
(c) Free from:
(1) Soft or wet decay.
(d) Free from damage caused by:
(11) Other means.
(e) Free from serious damage by any cause.
linz:
yeah, but after like..twelve times..you've gotta stop or you'll go blind!
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Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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Found it on the Internet on a page titled Amazing Facts.
Amazing.
linz:
holy fuck! thats alot of pizza!
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How can a loser ever win?
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linz:
whaddayou mean? i thought the loser always won?
mrzablowdowski:
Maurice got the Grand Prize.
Baby, you are so right.
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W'he should'a armed himself, he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
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Clint could not have said it better.
About Morgan Freeman.
The President?
Who was your favorite President?
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I'm as bad as Michael Jackson's hair dresser.
Really, really, bad.
catrafelina:
at least you're not his surgeon.