I thought I had something to say, but I was mistaken.
I need new boots.
And I enjoy beer.
While 7-eleven taquitos are somewhat better than you would think they are, there are some nasty fucking things rolling on those grill things. Seriously foul things. Some kind of hot dog, covered in chili, with a tortilla or something wrapped around it. Just rolling on those...
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I need new boots.
And I enjoy beer.
While 7-eleven taquitos are somewhat better than you would think they are, there are some nasty fucking things rolling on those grill things. Seriously foul things. Some kind of hot dog, covered in chili, with a tortilla or something wrapped around it. Just rolling on those...
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I wonder how many more pools I can clean before I lose my mind.
I really need to be able to save enough money this year so I can move off this damned island at the end of the year.
The job market out here is horrific. There are tons and tons of jobs, but nothing I want to do. Too bad I don't know...
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I really need to be able to save enough money this year so I can move off this damned island at the end of the year.
The job market out here is horrific. There are tons and tons of jobs, but nothing I want to do. Too bad I don't know...
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toothpickmoe:
Oh, no judgement. If I sleep more than 8 hours (unless I'm really, really shitfaced) the whole next day is a wash for me.
robotsatemyhair:
Come work for me, bitch.
And then pay me.
I bake, after all.
And then pay me.
I bake, after all.
Braaaaaaaap.
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thefreak:
Braaaaaaaak.
-TM
Braaaaaaaak.
-TM
robotsatemyhair:
Is that a beer burp?
Like the way I launched myself back into SG by posting a picture of my boobs?
Like the way I launched myself back into SG by posting a picture of my boobs?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard.
Okay, not so hard but it's getting to me none the less.
I want out.
The rest of my life is so hard.
Okay, not so hard but it's getting to me none the less.
I want out.
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toothpickmoe:
Who'll be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
sharona1881:
did you quote this before or after you played the song for a drunken me last night?? freaky!
thanks for the phone call - really - twas nice to actually talk to another person - if you could understand me above all the giggling and snorting that is
p.s. i thought your voice would be deeper...
thanks for the phone call - really - twas nice to actually talk to another person - if you could understand me above all the giggling and snorting that is
p.s. i thought your voice would be deeper...
Fucking gypsy moths!
If the caterpillars aren't shitting all over my car, they are dangling from trees waiting to get their little strings all over me, and then crawl all over me like I'm a fucking caterpillar playground.
If the caterpillars aren't shitting all over my car, they are dangling from trees waiting to get their little strings all over me, and then crawl all over me like I'm a fucking caterpillar playground.
Thank god that's over.
Holiday weekends suck.
Holiday weekends suck.
nofi:
holiday weekends are awesome. because i don't have to go to work.
i am sooooooo drunk.
i am sooooooo drunk.
nofi:
hooray!
I need a new job.
Seriously.
Seriously.
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prockgirlscout:
What if I make you three?
prockgirlscout:
Well all right then.
I've never had beefeater. I always ask for tanqueray because the few times I didn't, I got an instant nauseous headache from whatever rubbing alcohol crap they put in my gin and tonic. I'll have to try it sometime. I'll definitely spring for some if you make the trek to entertain me in PA.
I've never had beefeater. I always ask for tanqueray because the few times I didn't, I got an instant nauseous headache from whatever rubbing alcohol crap they put in my gin and tonic. I'll have to try it sometime. I'll definitely spring for some if you make the trek to entertain me in PA.
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alyk:
No way, didn't you see those bandages all over the billboard dude's face?
sharona1881:
teehee... people are funny when they get high
Well, my tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now I can't feel half my face. Schweet.
I need a dentist that owes me a huge favor. This shit is expensive, and I've got a lot more work I need done. Damn my former lack of interest in dental hygiene.
I need a dentist that owes me a huge favor. This shit is expensive, and I've got a lot more work I need done. Damn my former lack of interest in dental hygiene.
toothpickmoe:
Just trade sex for dental work. Works every time.
Thought this was pretty funny.
I forgot that, as much as I hate Worcester, I kind of love it a bit too. Damned city.
Seeing friends you haven't seen in years is a good thing. Even if half the time I spent is hazy from booze.
And while New London was as crappy a place as I remember, and I wound up being stuck there...
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I forgot that, as much as I hate Worcester, I kind of love it a bit too. Damned city.
Seeing friends you haven't seen in years is a good thing. Even if half the time I spent is hazy from booze.
And while New London was as crappy a place as I remember, and I wound up being stuck there...
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robotsatemyhair:
Thank you for coming back, fucker.
lizzi:
It's the tampon tazer! I need it for tazing all the crazies that mob me in the street.../sarcasm.
*ahem*