Now, I know none of you are going to believe the amazing fortune that has befallen me today, but I am going to tell the story anyhow, since I am sure this is going to be the single most important event in my life.
While walking down South Ocean Avenue in Patchogue, NY towards the train station with sharonaaaaa we stopped in a dollar store....
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While walking down South Ocean Avenue in Patchogue, NY towards the train station with sharonaaaaa we stopped in a dollar store....
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prockgirlscout:
That shit ain't gonna save you when I'm pwning your ass at isketch, sucka. Where are yooooooooou?
toothpickmoe:
Ooh, and it's Genuine too!
If that new movie with the king of queens and mr deeds doesn't end with them discovering they are in fact gay, and they are in love with each other, I am going to be really pissed off.
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toothpickmoe:
And Jessica Biel in the middle, wearing a strap-on. Good times.
kriss:
Thank you babe,
I miss you!!
kisses
KRISS
I miss you!!
kisses
KRISS
This coming week is going to suck ass. 90+ degree temperature, and praise the gods, humid.
I'm sure I say it a lot, but working outside is for assholes. So is the summer for that matter. I hate sweating.
I'm sure I say it a lot, but working outside is for assholes. So is the summer for that matter. I hate sweating.
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prockgirlscout:
I demand a proper rejection letter. I took the time to apply. You can lick a stamp. 
toothpickmoe:
See, that's why I always take one day after I return from wherever it is I've been off from work as well. That gives me time to realign myself with the fact that reality is going to kick in very soon.
Buh.
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toothpickmoe:
Feh.
sharona1881:
meh
I like watching joggers who run in a funny way.
And I absolutely love to watch a person riding a bike when they don't get what gears are for. All peddling like crazy on level ground and barely moving. Or struggling to pedal on flat ground.
People: Fucking hilarious.
And I absolutely love to watch a person riding a bike when they don't get what gears are for. All peddling like crazy on level ground and barely moving. Or struggling to pedal on flat ground.
People: Fucking hilarious.
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toothpickmoe:
Good times. Behold the power of the bold tag
toothpickmoe:
I know, right?
It just got harder for me to quit my job. I just got a dollar an hour raise.
There is no way I can find a job that will pay me nearly as well, but I hate the job I have. I suppose that wouldn't matter if there were a job doing something I wanted to do, but there isn't. Dang it. More money is...
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There is no way I can find a job that will pay me nearly as well, but I hate the job I have. I suppose that wouldn't matter if there were a job doing something I wanted to do, but there isn't. Dang it. More money is...
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sharona1881:
oh well.. so much for a possible threesome with me and kai.. 
sharona1881:
????
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Humidity: It sucks.
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willdabeast:
my beard kept dry actually. it may have had something to do with all the cute college girls we had start as summer help at work recently,but, then again maybe not. 
lizzi:
Oh, Summers in New York! Oh how I miss them, especially the hot garbage smell. No seriously, I miss that.
Ahhhh fuck.
I'm such an ass.
I'm such an ass.
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nofi:
well, if it helps at all, i think you're hilarious most of the time and i have never seen you act like an ass.
should i post some early coltrane quartet too?
should i post some early coltrane quartet too?
sharona1881:
what happened hun? ive never seen you be a serious ass to anyone, never to moi... *HUGS HUGS HUGS*
what happened hun? ive never seen you be a serious ass to anyone, never to moi... *HUGS HUGS HUGS*VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
doll_:
sure.
doll_:
i scared you.
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jtemperance:
Not unless they died from overuse by the lady of the house.
robotsatemyhair:
The movie sucked.
Ticks suck.
And adaptations of King's horror tend to be good. Adaptations of his novels... not so much.
And you suck.
And I suck.
And I love you. Or something.
Ticks suck.
And adaptations of King's horror tend to be good. Adaptations of his novels... not so much.
And you suck.
And I suck.
And I love you. Or something.