Monday Feb 23, 2004

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Ah. I got my tax return. So nice. It won't last nearly as long as I'd like, but it is money. In happy yellow-orange check form. Smells like evil.
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porcelainheart:
fake beanie babies tend to have sad expressions of their faces. that's how you distinguish between them.

ARRR!!! ! but don't worry. i took yours off of ebay and you'll get them back.
disastermagnet:
oh, I mean tell me a story that involves zombies. Yeah, I guess that wasn't very clear. tongue

Thursday Feb 19, 2004

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Well, I applied for a job today. Working for a pool company. I didn't WANT to, but it will keep my folks off my back for a few weeks about only working 3 days a week. It isn't that I don't want to work full time, but I am so tired of just settling for whatever job I can get. But that job doesn't start...
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porcelainheart:
maybe you can just ease your way into full-time.

if you're going to be a pirate, i know where the booty is.
opahl:
No, I actually do need a laptop, because there's no room at my parents to put a pc.

Wednesday Feb 18, 2004

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Today. Today was the most average day. I got up. Had some left over spaghetti for lunch. Called about a job. Went and got some coffee. Watched TV (Call for Help and the X-Files [Tunguska] and read some (Speed of Dark) during the commercials. Went to the liquor store. Went food shopping for my mom. Made some grilled cheese for dinner. Watched Star Trek. Then...
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Monday Feb 16, 2004

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People have to stop being assholes. People have to not steal the cheap discman that I use for a CD player in my car (that was held together with duct tape). People need to kiss my ass. Fuckers. god damn.
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mrjedyonkers:
thats sucks all i had is a PA that plays chicken noises
disastermagnet:
oh man, that sucks hardcore. I wish I was still out there, we'd get in my High Speed Justice mobile and wield the almighty Flaming Chainsaw of Retribution. Hunt down those bastards and treat them to some incendiary dismemberment. I'd offer to give you MY discman, but it totally blows, and actually, I was thinking I might use the Flaming Chainsaw of Retribution on it so I can just go ahead and get a new one.
Okay I'm done.

Sunday Feb 15, 2004

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blow me.
ARRR!!!
porcelainheart:
WHO STOLE ME LUCKY CHARMS.
disastermagnet:
such hostility. I'm shocked!
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Friday Feb 13, 2004

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So tired. So very tired. Why do they have to put 3 episodes of Farscape on starting at 3am? Why can I never resist that temptation, even though I have to work at 9? Also, I had to drive to New Jersey today, which was just a lot harder than it had to be. How is it that a road can never be not under...
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Monday Feb 09, 2004

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So, so tired. But now the days off. So fatigue will fade into hungover boredom, and pretend job hunting. Read this comic, it makes life suck less. Buttercup festival.
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dumpling:
My most humbling moment was between 13-17. Second 21-23.
George is my favorite Beatle - I know I come down a bit hard on poor old Paul.
porcelainheart:
... :[

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3 i thought this was funny.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2004 8:37PM]

Saturday Feb 07, 2004

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Coherent thought is for suckers.
ARRR!!!
disastermagnet:
yo dood I was all like that but then like yo this other dude, well naw he wasnt rilly a dude he's actually this giant frog and he's all like yo you got my cash dog you got my cash and I'm all like bitch get outta my face and then yo like he turns into these little glowing spiders and they run around and they all come at me and crawl up my pants and then my shirt and then crawl into my skull and make me walk around in this K-Mart yelling DONKEY CRISPS?!?! WHY CAN'T I FIND THE DONKEY CRISPS and some other words I didnt know yo man that was all like crazy fucked up for real.
porcelainheart:
i love blackjack. but i'm not addicted to gambling. i'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Friday Feb 06, 2004

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Wow. Go watch "Wings of Desire" that is some good shit. And for a movie about angels, well it is insanely good. Go! Now! Watch it! If nothing else, it is German, and everyone likes listening to Germans talk.
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tastysoup:
i dont know... whenever i listen to germans talk i feel really frightened. frown
vitaminpink:
I bet you'd like to know how much you infuriate me. But I'm not going to tell you. I'd rather make an omelet so good it makes your head implode.
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