Someone fix me.
disastermagnet:
Well, alright, but all I have to do it is some chewed gum and twine. I'll do my best though...
Buhhhhhhhhh. I think I am starting to get used to this whole 80 hour/week deal, but I think it might be killing me. I have what appears to be carpal tunnel syndrom, and I feel like I am losing IQ points. I keep doing weird dumb shit all day. Stumbling over things, trying to light cigarettes that I haven't put in my mouth yet, shit...
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ironbhr:
sleep boy...must turn off the mind every once and a while 
porcelainheart:
don't accidentally light yourself on fire or anything. then you'd really have to wear your hat all the time.
heh.
heh.
poopie.
disastermagnet:
yeah.
manda:
doo doo. heh. yeah.
Oh god, sleep. How much do I love sleep? More than anything. It's like the best drug that ever was. And it's FREE. But still harder to come by than you want it to be. And never as satisfying as the last time. But still always worth while. Oh sleep. . .I love sleeping. I love it so much. 
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disastermagnet:
Truer words have not been spoken. Yeah, actually, last week I was thinking about what I want to do with myself, and I realized with slow horror that all I want to do is sleep. And play video games, but sleep is so much higher on my list. I can barely drag my ass out of bed to do anything because I'm utterly demotivated, because my love of sleep has devastated my will to do anything else on earth.
So lets hear a "hell yeah" for the almighty gift of peaceful repose.
:Yawn: ZZZZZZZ
So lets hear a "hell yeah" for the almighty gift of peaceful repose.
:Yawn: ZZZZZZZ
manda:
ah yea, sleep is absolutely splendid. in high school, since i slept in all my classes, one of my teachers told me that if i didn't have my 23 hours of sleep a day, i was cranky. it was so true!!
Good lord I have made a mistake. New job sucks so much rectum. So boring. So monotonous. So sunny outside. My arms are so fucking burned. They actually glow. But that is usual for me in the summer. 45 SPF and I still get sunburned on my left forearm just from driving my car. Poop. Such lousy genes. 
Oh yes, I forgot. If anyone would...
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porcelainheart:
bathing twice a week? you'll get lots of offers.
i suggest that all of us with sucky jobs (or no jobs) team up and storm the offices of rich conglomerates. preferably with guns.. it'll be an SG invasion.
i suggest that all of us with sucky jobs (or no jobs) team up and storm the offices of rich conglomerates. preferably with guns.. it'll be an SG invasion.
Bwaaaahahahaha! The reign of the grinning pink hippo has ended! For the next thirty three and one half hours, I am a free man, answerable to no manager. For these precious few hours I am technically unemployed. Of course then the slave labor begins. But now I am free! FREEEE! Well, okay. Maybe not free. But I get to sleep late tomorrow at least.
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disastermagnet:
Yeah, it seems like every job out there involves going to stupid rich peoples houses. I hated it so much, I just HAD to come to the left coast and have no job whatsoever! HA!
My sis? She no take drogas amigo. Scary right?
My sis? She no take drogas amigo. Scary right?
disastermagnet:
My advice is, if you can get out, do so. My mom tells me its getting worse and worse out there. She's planning to be out in 2 years. If you can get out, even if its a huge risk, do it man. And if you can actually make it to Seattle or Portland or Vancouver or whatever, DO IT AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Put a couple of new pictures up. They are pretty crap. I don't know why I put them up. I'll be the first to admit that I am not a handsome man, but I photograph like shit. Oh well.
I am dreading monday like crazy. I hate starting a job. Also, I have no way of getting home from work on saturday. I guess I...
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ariel__:
I always get the brown sugar/cinnamon ones 
and thanks for the suggestion! unfortunately it'll cost 60 bucks overall - think I'll wait on this
and thanks for the suggestion! unfortunately it'll cost 60 bucks overall - think I'll wait on this
disastermagnet:
Hell yeah. You have more guts than me my friend. I still haven't put up a pic of myself. My identity is a secret that only you and 2 other SGers know. How can you bear the burden of such knowledge? HOW I ASK YOU! The pics came out good though man.
Oh
What's your new job, anyway? I bet I can guess: either working for a crazy person in a store that sells shit nobody on earth needs for anything, or working for some ultra-psycho rich person in their house doing shit for them that you could already do for yourself by the time you were 3. I considered trying to alleviate some of the pessimism for you, but man, you'd know I was bullshitting. Cuz god knows I've been there.
Can I get a "whoa: fuck the hamptons"?
[edited when I realized that part of the message was scrawled in some gibberish language that in no way resembled American English]
[Edited on Apr 22, 2004 9:58PM]
Oh
What's your new job, anyway? I bet I can guess: either working for a crazy person in a store that sells shit nobody on earth needs for anything, or working for some ultra-psycho rich person in their house doing shit for them that you could already do for yourself by the time you were 3. I considered trying to alleviate some of the pessimism for you, but man, you'd know I was bullshitting. Cuz god knows I've been there.
Can I get a "whoa: fuck the hamptons"?
[edited when I realized that part of the message was scrawled in some gibberish language that in no way resembled American English]
[Edited on Apr 22, 2004 9:58PM]
It is so fucking nice out right now. Fuck all that sun, and green. Give me a nice night over a nice day anytime. 
rxqueen:
ditto.
even if you are on LI
even if you are on LI
Sundays. Bah.
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porcelainheart:
mondays are worse.
i waited until today to post that, seeing as how today = monday.
i waited until today to post that, seeing as how today = monday.
ariel__:
agreed. mondays are worst of all. thank god this one's over.
thank god this one's over.Yargh. Today was long. Way the hell too long. The next week will no doubt not go nearly fast enough. Now that my boss is all angry woman, she is being an ass at work. What with the whole go find something to do business, even though she knows there isn't a damn thing for me to do. In the words of bill hicks (paraphrased)...
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porcelainheart:
whoa, colt 45. is it in a little paper bag? if so, SWEET.
