mrstitches

Sometimes, living out here is too surreal. I cleaned Billy Squire's pool the other day. What the fuck. . .I thought he was dead.

Urk. There are like 90 pool companies around here. I had to go and work for the single one that actually still cleans pools in the rain. What the hell? I've never been so wet. I would have been drier at the bottom of the pool I think. Whatever. I'm trying really hard not to be whiny and shit. But today sucked some ass. I...
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I get off for memorial day. That is so fucking awesome. In all my years of working, I have been required to work on memorial day, because it is one of the busiest days of the year around here. But since I clean pools, and people want to USE their pools on that day, we are closed. I don't get paid for it though, that...
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Ach. Ich bin mde.

I am so sick of vacuuming dead worms up from peoples pools. You wouldn't believe the amount of worms. God damn. And the SMELL! Oh fuck it smells. Why do worms have to be so damn dumb?

I finally got my jury duty summons. For right now I only have to call them. I hope I get it. I'd really like me some jury duty. I lose money from it, but I've always wnated to do it. My luck though I'll get some lame case. Whatever. It's the democratic process!

Well, I finally bought a car today. 1992 El Dorado. I think it is funny that I am shit poor and driving a Cadillac. It's in pretty good shape. I'm pleased. I don't get to drive it until thursday though when I can go to the DMV. I also shaved my beard off. Summer shave time. I just need a haircut now, but it is...
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Is it sad that the best part of my week, the only thing that I look forward too, is sunday mornings. Because I know that I will be able to sleep late? Because I fucking love it. All week, I just wait and wait for it. I love that feeling when you wake up naturally at the time you normally get up, and remember it's...
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Ugh. It's novemeber now right? I have a bank account full of money? And I am done with the seasons work, and can collect unemployment? And sleep and read all day? Right? RIGHT?! Fuck, I can't want for fall.

I finally get my boots back tomorrow from the boot fixer guy. It's about damn time. I hate not having boots. At work, my feet are always wet now. Fuck that noise. Fuck it in it's pooper. Though my boots aren't waterproof. But they are much more water resistant that my chuck taylors are. Stupid canvas. Stupid most best comfortable shoes ever.