mrstitches

Damn you people and your tater tots!
I give up.

Sure, hash browns are good. But home fries are the king of potato based breakfast foods.

What the world needs is some sort of Soft pack/box hybrid cigarette pack. It would have the sturdiness of a box, but the ease of access of the soft pack.

My smokes are always getting crushed.

I really hate waiting on lines.
I'm not sure why really. It isn't a matter of patience, because with pretty much anything else, I am very patient. I'm too. . .I guess lazy, and apathetic to get impatient about much of anything. But waiting on a line makes me so damned antsy, and annoyed. It drives me nuts.

I also hate when you go someplace,...
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You know what just makes my day?
When I get to a house to clean a pool, and I take off the skimmer cover, and a snake leaps out at me.
Endless fun. I think I had 19 heart attacks.

Dear people,
What the fuck is your problem?
Stop eyeballin' me.
You're pissing me the fuck off. Just fucking quit it.


I don't know why strangers are always staring at me, but I am beginning to get paranoid about it. I know I am not the best looking guy ever, but I didn't think I was quite so freakish. . .

Finally, freedom. Or at least a version thereof.
One day and night of not having to do a damned thing.
I guess when they say "it's the little things in life," this is the kind of thing they're talking about.

it's only thursday friday.