SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
I found this catalog of work clothes in the pile of shit to be recycled in the garage. It looks like they have good stuff, but all of the pictures of the clothes are drawn, or painted. What the hell is that about? But they have a pair of good looking winter work gloves, which I was dying for last year.
Closing pools in december...
Read More
Closing pools in december...
Read More
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
pandamonium:
yeah, i thought it was funny.
eyesofatragedy:
nope nope.. you must of misunder-read me.. because im the big 21.. 
wooopdy doo hah.. sometimes i wish i was only 18 again.. sadly i already miss the carefree of being 16.. boohoo 
wooopdy doo hah.. sometimes i wish i was only 18 again.. sadly i already miss the carefree of being 16.. boohoo Wednesdays can kiss my ass.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
willdabeast:
sign me up! we can sit around and talk about how we'd break the kneecaps of scabs. 
willdabeast:
thanks, man
Labor day can kiss my ass.
Oh, if you like Tom Robbins, he has a new book of short stories/essays and shit out.
Oh, if you like Tom Robbins, he has a new book of short stories/essays and shit out.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
willdabeast:
think of it this way.. at least it wasn't the scottish guy from austin powers 2, you know, fat bastard
crim:
We get it, labor day did you in the pooper, but that's in the past now man! Let it go! Update!
I demand satisfaction.
I've completely forgotten about a website called My Boot.. It's mostly just writings by this guy.
The main story, at the top of the page is alright.
But what are great, are the read-made essays about 3/4 of the way down the page. Good shit.
I've completely forgotten about a website called My Boot.. It's mostly just writings by this guy.
The main story, at the top of the page is alright.
But what are great, are the read-made essays about 3/4 of the way down the page. Good shit.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
jewcy:
whatev! don't hate!
jewcy:
that's not the way you ought to speak to a person with needles for hands, sucker!
I need some kind of non-baseball style hat.
I would like suggestions.
I've been thinking maybe a bowler, or possibly a cowboy hat, but I don't really know.
I would like suggestions.
I've been thinking maybe a bowler, or possibly a cowboy hat, but I don't really know.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
hotcurry:
I'm always far too concerned about other people. 
hotcurry:
It's so very true. Especially the people that live here in my apartment.
Well, it's happened again.
Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind.
Birdman kicked my ass. For a second time.
When will I learn?
Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind.
Birdman kicked my ass. For a second time.
When will I learn?
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
voile:
Knicks and scratches. Very minor. Thanks for asking. I can't believe how auto glass shatters! And it gets everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. ick.
voile:
Yeah the paramedics told me it would take about 3 showers to get it all off.
It's time for a new car anyway.
It's time for a new car anyway.
Holy shit, I think I am dying.
I think my teeth were sweating today.
So I skipped my last job at work, and bought a bottle of bourbon.
I have the best work ethic ever.
I think my teeth were sweating today.
So I skipped my last job at work, and bought a bottle of bourbon.
I have the best work ethic ever.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
stolenhistories:
Le gross. My worst experience was puking up some kind of black stringy stuff which looked mostly digested... I still to this day have no idea what that was.
xip:
be the boss of me
xip [Z-ih-PPP]
xip [Z-ih-PPP]
If I were going to learn to fight, I would like to learn how to fight with a cane.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
admiral_pants:
I feel lucky.
Punk.
Punk.
So. . .my mom backed into my car in the driveway this morning. Good times. That's probably the best thing to wake up to. "Miiiike, wake up, I just crashed into your car."
I guess it could be worse, it doesn't look like anything important was damaged, but some of it will need to be fixed. Namely, the hood, and the driver's side headlight. And...
Read More
I guess it could be worse, it doesn't look like anything important was damaged, but some of it will need to be fixed. Namely, the hood, and the driver's side headlight. And...
Read More
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
crim:
See? That's what happened to me....audiobooks are fucking insidious. Hell, today, I just got the entire Discworld series. I'm ecstatic over that fact. How gay am I?
I remember when my mp3 player died. I couldn't go for walks anymore because they were too boring.
Yeah. We're cool.
I remember when my mp3 player died. I couldn't go for walks anymore because they were too boring.
Yeah. We're cool.
hotcurry:
sounds a lot like my job. I read scripts most of the day then day dream away. Once in a while the phone rings.
Oh, and I do love the smoking.
Oh, and I do love the smoking.
you shall live.