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I am so fucking tired.
I want an office job. I want to sit in a cubicle and stare at a computer screen all day mindlessly entering data or something. Manual labor is for assholes.
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chris_sick:
Careful, my man.

Labor is for assholes, period.

Manual, skilled, unskilled, computer, office, whatever....

'God is a bitch, I should've been rich.'
hotcurry:
trade you.
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An open letter to people who pay other people to clean their pools,


1) When your pool was just opened, and I tell you that it will be a week or two before the pool clears up and looks nice, do not ask me "isn't there anything you can do?" Yes, there is. And I am doing it. If I could get it clean faster,...
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disastermagnet:
Ah yes, another summer in the Hamptons. I've actually tagged along with a few people on pool cleaning ventures, so I know precisely what you're talking about.

Speakin' o' which, you may very well see me lurking around in August once again. So if you see me staring at you, yes you know me, and yes, I'm checking you out.
kiss
robotsatemyhair:
Nah he's headed to the Episcopal Retreat Center in Ornkey Springs, Va... He'll be getting his nature/God awn like i did when I was a kid.
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I wish I liked eating fish.
Fishing seems like the kind of thing I could get into.
Maybe there is another excuse I can find to sit in a boat on a lake drinking beer?
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kay:
Great profile picture.

~cheers
voile:
I always wished I had played the trumpet or something. I played the saxophone for 10 years instead smile
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New boots. Awwww yeah.
A new era of dry, non-offensive smelling feet begins.
I need to go find something to kick.
quasi_sean:
horray for non smelly feet?

sure, I'll cheer for that! smile
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
robotsatemyhair:
Man, not with the despair bs again, Ozymandias. Can't you come up with something new?
piracy:
we need more originality in our weathered obelisks.
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Two day weekend. w00t. And my parents are on vacation, and my brother is staying with my other brother. So I only share the house with our tenant, who lives in an attached apartment. I haven't had this much time alone in a long time. It's very, very nice.

P.S. I really love Boddington's Ale.
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doll_:
please?
robotsatemyhair:
Don't judge me. I'm not proud... but I'll use my new technology for good and not evil!
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Considering how much I enjoy pudding, I sure don't eat very much of it.
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jewcy:
i didn't used to hate the beach. i used to be my favorite part of living in florida. the heat sucks, the humidity is awful, the stripmalls are garbage, there's a whole lot of nothing here.

ASIDE FROM BEACHES. we have tons and tons of beaches and while i used to enjoy them immensely, after last night, i just can't help it, i hate the beach. it fouled up my ass after i trusted it so much.
robotsatemyhair:
Well considering how much I enjoyed giving blood...


It sucked!

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How the hell do I lose my headphones in the 50 foot walk between my car and the front door of my house? It shouldn't be possible, but apparently it is. If I see a deer gnawing on my headphones tomorrow, I am going to be pissed.

Eh, I found them. They somehow wound up on the back seat of my car. Which is strange...
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jewcy:
yeah, but everyone wears silver jumpsuits. how can you beat that?!
alyk:
And you would have a kick ass sister-in-law to get trashed with.

Ted is pure hottness, and you know it.
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Today is a red letter day. For the first time in about two weeks, my feet have been dry all day. My boots smell evil now though. It's going to take a while for that to go away. But I need a new pair anyhow. I have some kind of mental block about taking care of my boots, so the leather becomes brittle and cracks....
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piracy:
thanks for the memories.
doll_:
i now, i know ...... pure evil genius.
athankyou.
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Why is there no one willing to pay me a lot of money to sit on a porch and drink beer while reading? I'm fucking exhausted. I think I am now more caffeine than man.
On the plus side, over time does pay time and a half, which is certainly pleasant when I open my pay check. However I think my IQ has dropped by...
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voile:
Actually I majored in history because i wanted (and still want to) write historical fiction smile One of these days I may get around to it...
voile:
Yes I do. I don't know what era... but I love to write historical fiction. It's fun trying to recreate a world that has long passed. Especially since I worked at Historic Fort York last summer, and spent the summer dressed as a 18th century guard, firing a musket and cannon... it sort of gave me a really awsome perspective into that particular history.