Friday Oct 20, 2006

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You're right. I should have another beer.
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hotcurry:
Bring me one. We can play balderdash.
hotcurry:
I just filled up. I can probably roll into Vegas on fumes. Which sounds way better than PA.

Sunday Oct 15, 2006

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No, fuck you.
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eyesofatragedy:
i sucked in.. a burning ring a fire.. it went down down down,.. and i went higher..and it burns burns burns... the ring of fire!
subrosa:
Re: Star Trek. I've been told there was an episode named that and that it somehow had to do with Mrs. Crusher getting laid or something. That makes me happy.

Wednesday Oct 11, 2006

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You know, sometimes it's best not to buy the cheapest version of what you need. These socks are fucking horrific. They might as well be disposable. They're barely long enough, one of them is ripped already (of the one pair I have worn so far) and I know after they;ve ben washed they'll be even tinier. Fuck you Wrangler Hero socks. Hero my cock. At...
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piracy:
d00d.

fucking brilliant suggestion. i now owe you like a thousand hours of mindless labor.
kaikai:
i'm rather thirsty right now. have any apple juice?


hahaha

<3Kai!

Monday Oct 02, 2006

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What's the opposite of advertising? I want to be that when I grow up.
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voile:
I'm sure the history of sausage is incredibly fascinating.

And hiya back smile
voile:
Mmmmmm pig bladder casings. Or at least that's what they used to be made of, right?

Sunday Sep 24, 2006

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Dear Parents of children under 13 or so,
Please do not let your kids push the shopping cart in the supermarket. The odds are that you are too stupid to push the thing around without blocking aisles and generally making a nuisance of yourself. Your kids only make more of a mess of it. Knock it the hell off. Grocery shopping is aggravating enough as...
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xani:
hows your boob can? still an empty jar?
nexttuesday:
cuz i cant afford internet anymore...i only get online at work and can only sneak into chat frown

Saturday Sep 16, 2006

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it's all meat on the same bone.
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kriss:
Not much is new in my world. Living life to its fullest and enjoying the hell out of it!!

kisses
KRISSwink
robotsatemyhair:
Yeah I hate the cover... I meant the original... with Johnny Cash breaking my heart.

Saturday Sep 09, 2006

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I really, really fucking hate swimming pools right now.
alyk:
Stop putting your beer in my vagina.

You should like, consider a new career and shit.
robotsatemyhair:
Old age IS fucked, and so are swimming pools.

You put beer in someone's vagina?

And you didn't call me?

The fuck, man?

Sunday Aug 27, 2006

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I had to get a new ATM card because the one I had stopped working. I was told I would get it in 10 days. Three weeks later, no fucking card. What a pain in my ass. I've had to cash checks. I haven't used a check in ages. I didn't even know where my damned checkbook was. Fucking banks. I swear it's their sole...
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flux:
Pus jewel!
alyk:
Why am I not surprised you're an expert? Somehow "MrStitches" and "Variety Meats" go hand in hand.
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