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I like webcomics.
And blowjobs.
Blowjobs and webcomics are the things that I like.
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hotcurry:
I adore you. And I'm not in the smokers group because I'm trying to quit smoking. So I'm in the quitters group. Though there's not too many members in that group. frown
hotcurry:
Dammit I miss it so. And it's only been a week. But my constant sinus infections, polyp in my nose and hacking cough are telling me not to go back. frown
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You know, a policeman's uniform should never involve shorts.

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How many days does it take to get addicted to online pool? Apparenlty two.
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morgan:
I certainly hope so. He wasn't even a GOOD interpretive dancer. Instead he tried to literally translate, into a dance move, every lyrics of the song. For example, when she said "suicide", he pretended to hang himself by his tie.
helly:
I have never seen a policeman in shorts confused
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Dear septic system servicing guys,
When you say you will be here "first thing in the morning" so I get up at 6:30 to wait for you, and it's 12:30 and you still aren't here and I am running out of smokes but I can't go to the store to get more because I have to wait for you, I get kind of pissed. Also,...
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prockgirlscout:
Thanks. I'm pretty bummed but it puts into perspective that at least I have my guys. I just wish it wasn't the stuff that was irreplaceable that got wrecked. blackeyed

PS I met Helen Hunt once.
voile:
I watched it a few times... why is it always on TV? It's such an awful movie... I mean seriously, when you think about the plot, it could be from a spoof sketch in Family Guy.

And yeah that's so irritating waiting for people. What happened to professionalism? Or, like, calling when one is running late?
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Pineapple is fucking tasty. Sometimes I forget.
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sharona1881:
pineapple is only tasy when mixed into something as juice... otherwise, no thanx!

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lizzi:
I thought about that, believe you me! But I figure I can't do too many food tattoos.
I already wear my love of food on my ass everyday, forever, till the end of time smile
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. . . whatever
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Kicking the ass of technological problems is so satisfying when it isn't terminally frustrating.
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robotsatemyhair:
Why do we hurt the ones we love?
willdabeast:
well? how did i get here?!
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Now work ends on Tuesday. Whatever. As there isn't a lot of work this time of year my boss has had me doing work around the yard where we keep the trucks and equipment and shit. So, I've been doing real work. We had to clean out this fenced in area, and then me and another guy who is also not a carpenter, and who...
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robotsatemyhair:
Kill them.

Buy American.
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Work ends this week. Then unemployment starts. I'd love to find some work off the books for the winter so I can make some extra money in addition to my unemployment benefits, but I never do. Ah well. I need something besides the endless things that I get stuck doing around the house to keep me occupied this winter. Aside from books and tv and...
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kriss:
Awww thanks, I will tell the man he has GREAT TASTE!!

Crack a window!! OH MY GOD, the gas is going to be a TRIP!!!


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notoriouscat:
but what kind of sammich was it? mad