You know that thing? It's up in the sky? Bright, rather warm? I hate that fucking thing. I am not genetically suited for sunlight, or temperatures above 70 degrees. I'm going all nuts. The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.
ironbhr:
harken what is the ball of fire in the sky? are the gods displeased? what shall we do? bring forth the virgin for sacrifice! fuck this humidity! 
porcelainheart:
summer calls for giant sombreros to be worn. the huge, novelty ones that are about 100-feet tall.
