mrstitches

Is Giada Delaurentis married? because I think she'd be a bitchin' wife. She just made spaghetti with asparagus, smoked mozzarella, and prosciutto, and I fell in love. But then the barefoot contessa came on and my libido disappeared, perhaps forever.

I went to the DMV today to do a favor for my mom, and turn her plates into. It was amazing. The place was packed, but I only had to wait for like 2 minutes. Unfortunately I then had lunch at KFC. Fast food always seems like a good idea until I am done eating. Then my stomach feels fucked up for two days.