I need a new job.
Seriously.
Seriously.
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alyk:
No way, didn't you see those bandages all over the billboard dude's face?
sharona1881:
teehee... people are funny when they get high 
Well, my tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now I can't feel half my face. Schweet.
I need a dentist that owes me a huge favor. This shit is expensive, and I've got a lot more work I need done. Damn my former lack of interest in dental hygiene.
I need a dentist that owes me a huge favor. This shit is expensive, and I've got a lot more work I need done. Damn my former lack of interest in dental hygiene.
toothpickmoe:
Just trade sex for dental work. Works every time.
Thought this was pretty funny.
I forgot that, as much as I hate Worcester, I kind of love it a bit too. Damned city.
Seeing friends you haven't seen in years is a good thing. Even if half the time I spent is hazy from booze.
And while New London was as crappy a place as I remember, and I wound up being stuck there...
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I forgot that, as much as I hate Worcester, I kind of love it a bit too. Damned city.
Seeing friends you haven't seen in years is a good thing. Even if half the time I spent is hazy from booze.
And while New London was as crappy a place as I remember, and I wound up being stuck there...
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robotsatemyhair:
Thank you for coming back, fucker.
lizzi:
It's the tampon tazer! I need it for tazing all the crazies that mob me in the street.../sarcasm.
I believe in everything. Nothing is sacred.
One of these days I am going to have to decide if I like Tom Robbins a lot, or if I think he's a moron. Or not. It seems like in every book of his I read, I find my self agreeing wholeheartedly with stuff he says,...
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toothpickmoe:
Hey, it's tough work but somebody has to do it.
piracy:
i know exactly what you mean. he's far too clever, far to into BEING clever, to be taken serously, but then - moments o brilliance. i've always loved the piece you quoted. very, very.
So, I'm going to Massachusetts for a few days this weekend. Instead of driving all the way up I am taking the ferry to New London, and getting a ride from there from a friend who is going there from NJ. Every time I go to Mass. via New London without driving myself from New London, I wind up being stuck there for hours waiting...
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alyk:
I think it was supposed to have some underlining political message, but to me, it was just a bunch of cute, sweaty Jewish kids dancing. Oh, and it was just supposed to be art or something.
Premiering at MKG is Collins two-screen video installation They Shoot Horses, 2004. For this work, Collins went to Ramallah, Palestine, where he auditioned a number of young people to participate in an eight hour disco-dance marathon.
The film is energetic, amusing, beguiling and moving, the dancing interrupted only by the call to prayer from a nearby mosque, power cuts, and technical problems. Collins says that the work is about survival and collapse, heroism and exploitation and the cabin fever mentality generated by eight hours of repetitive action.
Collins had travelled to places where "the fabric of the community is tested to the full": Palestine, Kosovo, Colombia, Iraq, Serbia, and Northern Ireland.
Using his camera as a "ticket" to gain access to the most profound human situations and experiences - birth, death, war, love and loss - his images deal with global issues.
And I guess it worked, because we stayed for hours watching.
toothpickmoe:
In the interest of balance, it might behoove you to know that the bus station (or coach station, as they refer to it) in the original London is also a very, very depressing place and no fun to be stuck at for several hours.
TV on Sunday still sucks.
robotsatemyhair:
And so do you.
But do I complain? Noo.
But do I complain? Noo.
Never in my life have I needed a blow job and a glass of whiskey like I do right now.
Make it happen friends list. I'm counting on you.
Make it happen friends list. I'm counting on you.
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toothpickmoe:
As powerful as computers are, I don't think they can manage that.
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robotsatemyhair:
What?
zarth:
Someone crosses me - I don't mess around. Straight up, I nut 'em in the face and bring my heel down on they foot, and break the bone.
Tired!
I love overtime pay and hate working long hours about equally. But I can use the money so let us say that it is a good tired, even if it isn't.
On a completely unrelated note, I hate, very strongly, the little chatty part of Jeopardy after the first commercial break where Alex gets the contestants to tell boring, asinine stories. I hate it...
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I love overtime pay and hate working long hours about equally. But I can use the money so let us say that it is a good tired, even if it isn't.
On a completely unrelated note, I hate, very strongly, the little chatty part of Jeopardy after the first commercial break where Alex gets the contestants to tell boring, asinine stories. I hate it...
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piracy:
how can you manage to care about it enough to hate it?
sounds like you could use some of that money towards a tivo.
i'd say i'd miss you, but i'm too add to miss people - the world that is not in front of me doesnt exist.
so heres the best i can do - it sucks that you're gonna be utterly erased from reality!
sounds like you could use some of that money towards a tivo.
i'd say i'd miss you, but i'm too add to miss people - the world that is not in front of me doesnt exist.
so heres the best i can do - it sucks that you're gonna be utterly erased from reality!
robotsatemyhair:
Truther.
And JosephD left the same comment on my page.
Go check my response.
Oh, and look...
Fashion Swat
And JosephD left the same comment on my page.
Go check my response.
Oh, and look...
Fashion Swat
So I stopped into the Sagaponack General Store while I was working today to pick up a cup of coffee. I haven't been there in a while, and they had renovated last year, and I was curious to see what they had done to the place. I rarely go there because it is literally the only store in Sagaponack, and their food isn't particularly good,...
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toothpickmoe:
You can't believe it because you drive through there, not live there. If you had the scratch to blow on a giant monstrosity of a house what do you care how much a cup of joe is going for? Hell, you're probably not even picking it up yourself. That's Jeeves' or Consuela's job.
Forewarned is forearmed. Just make sure you've got coffee before driving through there from now on.
Forewarned is forearmed. Just make sure you've got coffee before driving through there from now on.
robotsatemyhair:
I should just drink more... period.
Holy fuck! It was nice out all afternoon!
I feel like a human being again. Sometimes I enjoy seeing the sun. Feel free to mock me when I start bitching about it in a month or so.
Also, This comparison of the pictures fast food places use to advertise their food, and the real thing is pretty funny.
I feel like a human being again. Sometimes I enjoy seeing the sun. Feel free to mock me when I start bitching about it in a month or so.
Also, This comparison of the pictures fast food places use to advertise their food, and the real thing is pretty funny.
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robotsatemyhair:
I think I'm frightened of the KFC Famous Bowl.
toothpickmoe:
It looks like someone sat on half of those sandwiches.
I've never had beefeater. I always ask for tanqueray because the few times I didn't, I got an instant nauseous headache from whatever rubbing alcohol crap they put in my gin and tonic. I'll have to try it sometime. I'll definitely spring for some if you make the trek to entertain me in PA.