Monday Jul 02, 2007

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I like watching joggers who run in a funny way.

And I absolutely love to watch a person riding a bike when they don't get what gears are for. All peddling like crazy on level ground and barely moving. Or struggling to pedal on flat ground.

People: Fucking hilarious.
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toothpickmoe:
Good times. Behold the power of the bold tag
toothpickmoe:
I know, right?

Saturday Jun 30, 2007

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It just got harder for me to quit my job. I just got a dollar an hour raise.
There is no way I can find a job that will pay me nearly as well, but I hate the job I have. I suppose that wouldn't matter if there were a job doing something I wanted to do, but there isn't. Dang it. More money is...
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sharona1881:
oh well.. so much for a possible threesome with me and kai.. tongue
sharona1881:


???? tongue

Monday Jun 25, 2007

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Humidity: It sucks.
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willdabeast:
my beard kept dry actually. it may have had something to do with all the cute college girls we had start as summer help at work recently,but, then again maybe not. biggrin
lizzi:
Oh, Summers in New York! Oh how I miss them, especially the hot garbage smell. No seriously, I miss that.

Sunday Jun 24, 2007

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Ahhhh fuck.
I'm such an ass.
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nofi:
well, if it helps at all, i think you're hilarious most of the time and i have never seen you act like an ass.

should i post some early coltrane quartet too? wink
sharona1881:
frown what happened hun? ive never seen you be a serious ass to anyone, never to moi... *HUGS HUGS HUGS*

Friday Jun 22, 2007

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doll_:
sure.
doll_:
i scared you.

Saturday Jun 16, 2007

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jtemperance:
Not unless they died from overuse by the lady of the house.
robotsatemyhair:
The movie sucked.

Ticks suck.

And adaptations of King's horror tend to be good. Adaptations of his novels... not so much.

And you suck.

And I suck.

And I love you. Or something.

Tuesday Jun 05, 2007

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I thought I had something to say, but I was mistaken.
I need new boots.
And I enjoy beer.

While 7-eleven taquitos are somewhat better than you would think they are, there are some nasty fucking things rolling on those grill things. Seriously foul things. Some kind of hot dog, covered in chili, with a tortilla or something wrapped around it. Just rolling on those...
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prockgirlscout:
I don't know if you can get a job like that but they still have actual sheepherder jobs in Oregon. Seems kind of similar.

*ahem* smile
alyk:
Maybe the lonely housewife would be so grateful to you for removing the cow from her pool that she'd totally bang you? It could happen. I would for sure write to penthouse if it did.

Sunday Jun 03, 2007

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I wonder how many more pools I can clean before I lose my mind.
I really need to be able to save enough money this year so I can move off this damned island at the end of the year.
The job market out here is horrific. There are tons and tons of jobs, but nothing I want to do. Too bad I don't know...
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toothpickmoe:
Oh, no judgement. If I sleep more than 8 hours (unless I'm really, really shitfaced) the whole next day is a wash for me.
robotsatemyhair:
Come work for me, bitch.

And then pay me.

I bake, after all.

Sunday May 27, 2007

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Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard.

Okay, not so hard but it's getting to me none the less.
I want out.
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toothpickmoe:
Who'll be my role model, now that my role model is gone?
sharona1881:
did you quote this before or after you played the song for a drunken me last night?? freaky!

thanks for the phone call - really - twas nice to actually talk to another person - if you could understand me above all the giggling and snorting that is smile

p.s. i thought your voice would be deeper... tongue

Sunday May 27, 2007

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Fucking gypsy moths!
If the caterpillars aren't shitting all over my car, they are dangling from trees waiting to get their little strings all over me, and then crawl all over me like I'm a fucking caterpillar playground.

Saturday May 26, 2007

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Thank god that's over.
Holiday weekends suck.
nofi:
holiday weekends are awesome. because i don't have to go to work.

i am sooooooo drunk. smile
nofi:
hooray!
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