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MEAT made the machines.
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doozer:
Just in case you don't get back to it, "Surely you're joking, Mr. Meynman" was the book I was looking for. THANKS!!!!!

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So did the chicken make the egg, or the egg the chicken?
doozer:
Yeah, I'm planning on making a trip to the library to read it before I give it as a gift.

Sounds like an interesting read.
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nofi:
move to L.A., the women here dress like they're in a silent film.
nofi:
good. very good.

only a few look like Nosferatu.
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I'm not watching Hackers again.
I swear.
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robotsatemyhair:
Actually, he took it rather well. It was his decision to cut it off. He's known the mohawk was living on borrowed time.
he was very grown up about it.
robotsatemyhair:
Hehe I kind of sandwiched that in with the fact that he's starting a new school this fall and will never see his old friends again.

So he's pissed about THAT, and not so much Disney.

I'm a fucking bitch.
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Popeye.
Fucking awesome.


I wonder if I could talk Olive Oyl and Betty Boop into a threesome.
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saraphine:
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?? Hahaha you're awesome
sithethel:
they're only evil cuz you cleaned them.
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A few tips on keeping your pool boy happy:



  • Now, I understand it is your home, and your property, and you can do whatever the hell you want there. But it would be so damned nice if you waited for me to leave before you took off your towel and let your floppy, wrinkly man junk flap in the breeze. I just don't need to...
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jtemperance:
^^^^
Seriously. When you start a blog like this "A few tips on keeping your pool boy happy:", you end up in Penthouse Forum.
prockgirlscout:
How's about nowish?
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I think I need to start wearing long sleeve shirts at work.
At this rate I am going to die of double arm cancer by the time I'm thirty.

And yes, I recognize the irony of worrying about skin cancer while continuing to smoke with what some might call wild abandon. I wouldn't call it that though.

Anyone know of any long sleeve shirts that...
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toothpickmoe:
According to the dudes that do street work or construction here in the summer you can just wear flannels.
jtemperance:
Sun screen?
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Now, I know none of you are going to believe the amazing fortune that has befallen me today, but I am going to tell the story anyhow, since I am sure this is going to be the single most important event in my life.

While walking down South Ocean Avenue in Patchogue, NY towards the train station with sharonaaaaa we stopped in a dollar store....
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prockgirlscout:
That shit ain't gonna save you when I'm pwning your ass at isketch, sucka. Where are yooooooooou?
toothpickmoe:
Ooh, and it's Genuine too!
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If that new movie with the king of queens and mr deeds doesn't end with them discovering they are in fact gay, and they are in love with each other, I am going to be really pissed off.
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toothpickmoe:
And Jessica Biel in the middle, wearing a strap-on. Good times.
kriss:
Thank you babe,

I miss you!!

kisses
KRISSwink
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This coming week is going to suck ass. 90+ degree temperature, and praise the gods, humid.
I'm sure I say it a lot, but working outside is for assholes. So is the summer for that matter. I hate sweating.
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prockgirlscout:
I demand a proper rejection letter. I took the time to apply. You can lick a stamp. whatever
toothpickmoe:
See, that's why I always take one day after I return from wherever it is I've been off from work as well. That gives me time to realign myself with the fact that reality is going to kick in very soon.