How the hell do I lose my headphones in the 50 foot walk between my car and the front door of my house? It shouldn't be possible, but apparently it is. If I see a deer gnawing on my headphones tomorrow, I am going to be pissed.
Eh, I found them. They somehow wound up on the back seat of my car. Which is strange...
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Eh, I found them. They somehow wound up on the back seat of my car. Which is strange...
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Today is a red letter day. For the first time in about two weeks, my feet have been dry all day. My boots smell evil now though. It's going to take a while for that to go away. But I need a new pair anyhow. I have some kind of mental block about taking care of my boots, so the leather becomes brittle and cracks....
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piracy:
thanks for the memories.
doll_:
i now, i know ...... pure evil genius.
athankyou.
athankyou.
Why is there no one willing to pay me a lot of money to sit on a porch and drink beer while reading? I'm fucking exhausted. I think I am now more caffeine than man.
On the plus side, over time does pay time and a half, which is certainly pleasant when I open my pay check. However I think my IQ has dropped by...
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On the plus side, over time does pay time and a half, which is certainly pleasant when I open my pay check. However I think my IQ has dropped by...
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voile:
Actually I majored in history because i wanted (and still want to) write historical fiction 
One of these days I may get around to it...
One of these days I may get around to it...
voile:
Yes I do. I don't know what era... but I love to write historical fiction. It's fun trying to recreate a world that has long passed. Especially since I worked at Historic Fort York last summer, and spent the summer dressed as a 18th century guard, firing a musket and cannon... it sort of gave me a really awsome perspective into that particular history.
The pig is truly an amazing animal. Bacon. Pork chops. various varieties of ham. Ribs. Tenderloin. Truly it is a marvel of evolution that one animal can provide so many tasty meats.
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alyk:
Your journal took me out a few weeks ago for some bagels and gillette fish. We had a fabulous time.
voile:
I had BBQ ribs today for lunch. Oddly, I started thinking about what portion of the pig i was eating.
I wanna be your dog.
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jewcy:
oh you! jens lekman!! so crazy. if you notice in my awesome detachable basket i've got there, is my awesome wallet and my awesome hand-knitted ipod cozy which are all awesome and match my awesome bike! hahah!! sweet victory!
jewcy:
and you see, you've just stumbled upon the main problem with florida. fucking terrorists. they're everywhere.
i'm excited about moving to brooklyn and being around good old fashioned god fearing americans.
i'm excited about moving to brooklyn and being around good old fashioned god fearing americans.
If you already read that, I'm sorry for wasting your time with my whining. I suck, I know. If you didn't, the point is that I'm tired. But I have beer so it's cool.
voile:
Ha! that pic made me laugh. Whay are you whining about? hmm?
Who gets sunburned in New York, In april? Fucking me. What the hell?
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metro:
TANSTAAFL?
piracy:
getting stung by a bee in ny would be a better trick.
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voile:
Well... to be honest... they don't call demanding it... but they're thinking it.
wolf_at_the_door:
I grew up in a small town and when we were kids some highschool kids robbed the bank in our town but got caught. So from then on my buddy and I worked on a better paln to rob the bank but never actually did it cuz were pussies but we had a good plan. So if you need some help call on me.
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alyk:
Pervy hobo.
voile:
ha ha
I had a friend once who, while at summer camp half asleep in the middle of the night, went to spray his nose with his nasal spray and accidentally used bug spray instead. Bah ha ha. Loser.
We are no longer friends.
I had a friend once who, while at summer camp half asleep in the middle of the night, went to spray his nose with his nasal spray and accidentally used bug spray instead. Bah ha ha. Loser.
We are no longer friends.
Oh man. It's amazing how much of your muscle can turn into jello after three months of sleeping until 2 and watching Star Trek reruns and reading fantasy novels all day. My first three days back at work weren't particularly hard, but just being on my feet for the better part of 10 hours is something my body is going to have to get used...
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piracy:
gravity is my least favorite of the cosmic forces.
van der waahls force - now there's a classy force.
van der waahls force - now there's a classy force.
piracy:
now THAT'S a band name.... the weak nuclear forces, and their new album, beta decay...
Well, it looks like I go back to work on wednesday. While that's a good thing, I can really use the money, I'm not really looking forward to it. At least, I'm not looking forward to having to be up at six in the morning five or six days a week. And I'm not particularly excited about having to spend 8-14 hours a day with...
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margot_dent:
your avatar is awesome.
voile:
I hate that... not working is teh awsome (hey! I used internat slang!!! ha!) because you don't have to do anything.... but you bitch about no money. Us lazy asses will never win, will we??
Love the new profile pic
Love the new profile pic
Maresy dotes and doesy dotes and little lambsey divey.
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alyk:
Yeah, you look a little familar too. Didn't I see you dancing in a diaper at Splash last year? Suspect.
voile:
If you knew me in person, then ... nope. I don't, actually. 
I love M.A.S.H.
I love M.A.S.H.
Ted is pure hottness, and you know it.