What's the opposite of advertising? I want to be that when I grow up.
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Dear Parents of children under 13 or so,
Please do not let your kids push the shopping cart in the supermarket. The odds are that you are too stupid to push the thing around without blocking aisles and generally making a nuisance of yourself. Your kids only make more of a mess of it. Knock it the hell off. Grocery shopping is aggravating enough as...
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Please do not let your kids push the shopping cart in the supermarket. The odds are that you are too stupid to push the thing around without blocking aisles and generally making a nuisance of yourself. Your kids only make more of a mess of it. Knock it the hell off. Grocery shopping is aggravating enough as...
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xani:
hows your boob can? still an empty jar?
nexttuesday:
cuz i cant afford internet anymore...i only get online at work and can only sneak into chat 
it's all meat on the same bone.
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kriss:
Not much is new in my world. Living life to its fullest and enjoying the hell out of it!!
kisses
KRISS
kisses
KRISS
robotsatemyhair:
Yeah I hate the cover... I meant the original... with Johnny Cash breaking my heart.
I hate public grieving.
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robotsatemyhair:
Thank you.
I feel the urge to smack the potheads downstairs around just for fun.
I feel the urge to smack the potheads downstairs around just for fun.
robotsatemyhair:
Fucking hippie.
I really, really fucking hate swimming pools right now.
alyk:
Stop putting your beer in my vagina.
You should like, consider a new career and shit.
You should like, consider a new career and shit.
robotsatemyhair:
Old age IS fucked, and so are swimming pools.
You put beer in someone's vagina?
And you didn't call me?
The fuck, man?
You put beer in someone's vagina?
And you didn't call me?
The fuck, man?
Long distance callers make long distance calls.
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robotsatemyhair:
AND it kills vampires?
Well hot damn!
Well hot damn!
prockgirlscout:
Ha. Well, you know, they need to save something for the next book. 
I had to get a new ATM card because the one I had stopped working. I was told I would get it in 10 days. Three weeks later, no fucking card. What a pain in my ass. I've had to cash checks. I haven't used a check in ages. I didn't even know where my damned checkbook was. Fucking banks. I swear it's their sole...
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flux:
Pus jewel!
alyk:
Why am I not surprised you're an expert? Somehow "MrStitches" and "Variety Meats" go hand in hand.
There are. . .FOUR LIGHTS!
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piracy:
yeah, it's easy to say that when the federation just walked in, but we all know you saw five.
evilmonkeymuffin:
So much therapy....
- Fucking hell. I'm melting in my clothes again. I thought this mess was over for the year. What fools this mortal be.
- The new Harry Turtledove book came out, and no one told me. What the fuck people?! God bless
The Science Fiction Book Club though. They have some great deals. As long as, like with CD clubs, you remember to tell them you don't...
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piracy:
i'd "add a comment," but my necktie is asleep.
and the telephone's out of cigarettes.
and the balcony is on the make.
annd you're a casper creampuff milquetoast.
and the telephone's out of cigarettes.
and the balcony is on the make.
annd you're a casper creampuff milquetoast.
robotsatemyhair:
I needed sleep.
And how dare you use bullets.
And YOU are a jerkface, Sir. YOU!
And how dare you use bullets.
And YOU are a jerkface, Sir. YOU!
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robotsatemyhair:
Danke, Mistah Stitch.
I dislike that you have to be up early, and therefore go to bed early.
Occasionally I actually have things to talk to you about at 11:49.
I dislike that you have to be up early, and therefore go to bed early.
Occasionally I actually have things to talk to you about at 11:49.
robotsatemyhair:
Meeting my basic biological needs... ie... going to bed at a decent hour... isn't in my blood.
Quantum Leap is so great. I always forget, and then it comes on for a few hours on the Sci-Fi channel, and it's like falling in love all over again.
robotsatemyhair:
MMMM it's Bakulicious.
I don't wanna.
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voile:
I suppose you'd get a kinky sort of enjoyment out of that.
And thanks
And thanks
voile:
By the time I get around to visiting you, my diploma will be in a frame. would you still enjoy being smacked in the head with a plate of glass surrounded by wood? Is that still kinky? Or is that assault with a deadly weapon?
And hiya back