Monday Dec 04, 2006

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You know, a policeman's uniform should never involve shorts.

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How many days does it take to get addicted to online pool? Apparenlty two.
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morgan:
I certainly hope so. He wasn't even a GOOD interpretive dancer. Instead he tried to literally translate, into a dance move, every lyrics of the song. For example, when she said "suicide", he pretended to hang himself by his tie.
helly:
I have never seen a policeman in shorts confused

Thursday Nov 30, 2006

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Dear septic system servicing guys,
When you say you will be here "first thing in the morning" so I get up at 6:30 to wait for you, and it's 12:30 and you still aren't here and I am running out of smokes but I can't go to the store to get more because I have to wait for you, I get kind of pissed. Also,...
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prockgirlscout:
Thanks. I'm pretty bummed but it puts into perspective that at least I have my guys. I just wish it wasn't the stuff that was irreplaceable that got wrecked. blackeyed

PS I met Helen Hunt once.
voile:
I watched it a few times... why is it always on TV? It's such an awful movie... I mean seriously, when you think about the plot, it could be from a spoof sketch in Family Guy.

And yeah that's so irritating waiting for people. What happened to professionalism? Or, like, calling when one is running late?

Thursday Nov 16, 2006

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Pineapple is fucking tasty. Sometimes I forget.
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sharona1881:
pineapple is only tasy when mixed into something as juice... otherwise, no thanx!

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lizzi:
I thought about that, believe you me! But I figure I can't do too many food tattoos.
I already wear my love of food on my ass everyday, forever, till the end of time smile

Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. . . whatever

Sunday Nov 12, 2006

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Kicking the ass of technological problems is so satisfying when it isn't terminally frustrating.
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robotsatemyhair:
Why do we hurt the ones we love?
willdabeast:
well? how did i get here?!

Saturday Nov 11, 2006

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Now work ends on Tuesday. Whatever. As there isn't a lot of work this time of year my boss has had me doing work around the yard where we keep the trucks and equipment and shit. So, I've been doing real work. We had to clean out this fenced in area, and then me and another guy who is also not a carpenter, and who...
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robotsatemyhair:
Kill them.

Buy American.

Monday Nov 06, 2006

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Work ends this week. Then unemployment starts. I'd love to find some work off the books for the winter so I can make some extra money in addition to my unemployment benefits, but I never do. Ah well. I need something besides the endless things that I get stuck doing around the house to keep me occupied this winter. Aside from books and tv and...
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kriss:
Awww thanks, I will tell the man he has GREAT TASTE!!

Crack a window!! OH MY GOD, the gas is going to be a TRIP!!!


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KRISSwink
notoriouscat:
but what kind of sammich was it? mad

Friday Oct 20, 2006

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You're right. I should have another beer.
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hotcurry:
Bring me one. We can play balderdash.
hotcurry:
I just filled up. I can probably roll into Vegas on fumes. Which sounds way better than PA.

Sunday Oct 15, 2006

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No, fuck you.
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eyesofatragedy:
i sucked in.. a burning ring a fire.. it went down down down,.. and i went higher..and it burns burns burns... the ring of fire!
subrosa:
Re: Star Trek. I've been told there was an episode named that and that it somehow had to do with Mrs. Crusher getting laid or something. That makes me happy.

Wednesday Oct 11, 2006

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You know, sometimes it's best not to buy the cheapest version of what you need. These socks are fucking horrific. They might as well be disposable. They're barely long enough, one of them is ripped already (of the one pair I have worn so far) and I know after they;ve ben washed they'll be even tinier. Fuck you Wrangler Hero socks. Hero my cock. At...
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piracy:
d00d.

fucking brilliant suggestion. i now owe you like a thousand hours of mindless labor.
kaikai:
i'm rather thirsty right now. have any apple juice?


hahaha

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