mrstars

howdy everyone,

well i guess its time for an update a roony

well work is going great, its soooo easy i dont really ddo anything i just sort of stand and play thats about it really. the crazy cat lady really is crazy turns out she has no cats though, her boy friend is welsh......does that count???

she has told me just about everything about herself in the space of 3 days, and she even had a huge incident the day before yesterday that we at the lego store are now calling the great doughnut massacre.

i shall explain i think as i think its a funny story,

we have a new krusty kremes doughnut store opened just opposite us it opened the day of the massacre and crazy cat lady (ccl) brought a small box of doughnuts and came to work i understand the box cos 6, she ate her own doughnut then offered one to the 3 other members of staff including me, so we all accepted. then another 2 members of staff started work and myself and ben were in the staffroom munching our doughnuts the 2 staff starting work saw the box of doughnuts and assumed they were there for us all to eat as everyone else in the store was eating one i hink this is a logical assumption, so they decide they dont want one each so they half a doughnut of the ring variety and eat half each. when ccl finds out they ate 1 of her doughnuts she went absolutely ape shit hardcore crazy,, claiming that they stole her doughnut, and had no rights to, they should have asked 1st etc etc etc, so the 2 members of staff appologised to her and explained the misunderstanding. she had none of it and was still going on so the 2 staff went to the shop and paid 8 on new doughnuts even thoug they only had half of one each, gave her a big box of new doughnuts and said sorry, she still wouldnt accept the appology and told them she didnt want the doughnuts they just bought cos she wasnt bothered about the doughnut it was the fact they just took one, hahahaha she is fucking mental so these 2 staff were left with 10 doughnuts and no one wanted any (as we had just had one and the sugar content is huuuuge) shes such a knob i was amazed all over a doughnut. she really is crazy.

its probably one of those had to be there type stories

anyways apart from that i have done fuck all got really really really drunk thursday fell over and scraped my knee and got a fucking immense fag burn on my arm. oh yea and nearly had a fight with 3 huge guys in long leather coats, cos we were moshin to violent pornography by SOAD and i pushed this guy he spilt his coke not the drug the drink, and he went mad, told me if i push him again id be picking my teeth up. so i pushed him, i was drunk and didnt see his mates next to him one of who was about 6ft3 and about 14 stone, he was about the same size as me maybee a bit bigger but i was drunk and my friends had to step in to stop a brawl which would have ended with e in hospital no doubt. he also told my friend zoe he was gonna break her face, so i got really ad and started shouting things like yea fucking big man threatening girls fucking pussy say it to me, prick and see what happens, then my girl sort of dragged me away just before they all filled my face with fists and boots i think. oh well.

ooooh i start college on thursday im really excited so im looking forward to that. cant wait to start learning things again, i know thats really sad but after 2 years at assistant manager in a shitty retail store the thought of lots of coursework aand homework is so appealing, i wanna get creative again. whoooooo....

well i think im all updated out so im off to get dressed and eat bacon and egg sarnies, mmmmmmm