mrsmutty

any of you ladies ever been penetrated?

im sure there are some suitable candidates out there just waiting to be discovered...

"free" comes with a dick in your ass.
i cant remember what movie that was from.....

i used to have red hair but then i started dating a red head and went back to blonde...

nose, jaw, lips

that's the logic i'm rolling with

easy for him to say, he be fightin' the bitches off left and right. you don't see a puss that pretty too often.

what are we going to do next weekend? by the way...

the socks i can do but the handcuffs will get lifted at check in... believe me i have been down that road already

yeah but running strait headers always makes me throw up. the exhaust filled the garage

wich reminds me....i meant to ask about emissions testing in the great white north. we got rid of our VET test in ky (screw the environment!). that day i went out and basicly tore the catalytic converter out of my car and put in strait pipes

If it was fun you are right on track son.

meeting? can oyu people make it quick and to the point- this is even how i would have a mf right now i am so busy and sped up on diet pepsi and ephedra

Definately somewhere Thai. It's so good here...

close, the ss had like a 400 or a 409 smallblock.
it was a V6. but when the trans-am came out chevy started offering the V8 in the super sport model to compete. (bastards)


i had a GTI. it wasnt powerful but it was quick. i had eurosport rallyII suspension kit, strait pipe and a super-trap. the super trap made it sound very european.
but yeah with those cars you feel pulled. with an american big-engine sports car you sink into the seat when you throttle the engine. its awesome. but it bleeds gasoline. im sure you spend much less on gas. (very responsible of you sir)
ive raced and beaten plenty of camaros, they always lead off the line till i hit 3rd gear. must be a gear ratio thing they have. i'll look into it.

also, and i feel dumb for not knowing, was it a 5 or 6 speed?

also the gto had the 409. it was a beach boys song, duh.
the camaro had the 400 smallblock.

itchy, scratchy, find some nice tall girl for that... where have you been all day? scratching?

I hate that about new tats!
Thats what is itchy right?

What is this about giving out the initials?

Smut this a very exclusive club.

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 7:19PM]

I have yet to find a way to get rid of a credit card seeing as how paying one off is next to impossible...

..and if you ever cut one up, THEY KNOW and they send you a replacement card UNPROMPTED with some BS about how ur old card wasnt going to work anymore w/their new system... when really they have tiny little sensors and cameras in them... evil things...

let's try cement next time. i know I'd have to drive at least 15 minutes to rent a jackhammer. its worth a shot.

did mish tell you that your official post is the head of (model) recruitment- which actually means you have most of the power...

i am going to bed- i am so tired... perhaps to fuck a model...???

HA HA HA HA
Your 30 and didn't know the sternum would hurt like a bitch?
Everyone knows that, but eh you learn something every day.
That new tat is grand, love it.
I want a sacred heart thats a real heart (veins and arteries) thats torn to shreds, but threaded back up. Probably be a black heart since I already have a red rose piercing a purple heart with wings on me left shoulder blade.
IFM is funny. Didn't crack me up funny, but funny still.

My cat will kill Your cat with Uzi. So watch yourself.