Meaney wants me to update. As if he is the updating champion of the universe.
So here are 5 things you may not know about me:
1. I have horrible gas. And by horrible, I don't mean smelly. I just mean constant. I have farted in front of MotherMeaney twice and entertain myself by farting on Meaney whenever the urge presents itself.
2. I eat the shit out of my cuticles. Usually when I am in a need of a cigarette. Always when I am watching tv for long periods of time. I told Meaney he may not propose to me until I break myself of this habit. I don't want to be flashing a rock on an unkempt finger.
3. Tommy is 6 months old and I am still nesting. I have outrageous bursts of energy at asinine hours of the night and decide to clean house. *Note: I was a complete slob before Tommy was born.
4. I bought a mini pinscher the day Meaney bought MiniMeaney and named him Buckley. I like to think that he never would have bought a dog, if it weren't for my irrational, impulsive influence on him. When we moved into the apartment, I had to give Buckley to my parents because they won't allow us to have two dogs here. I resent MiniMeaney for this, and have been known to treat him unfairly on occasion.
5. I can tap dance. Meaney never knew this until this past weekend. We visited his parents, and they had a power outage for almost the entire time we were there. After the first 7 hours, I went a little stir-crazy and started tap dancing in the garage. Little did Meaney know..I have about 10 years of training under my belt. I told him we should have power outages more often. Maybe he would find me more interesting.
That's all for now. Bring on the spring.
EDITED so I could give the gift of Courtney Love:
So here are 5 things you may not know about me:
1. I have horrible gas. And by horrible, I don't mean smelly. I just mean constant. I have farted in front of MotherMeaney twice and entertain myself by farting on Meaney whenever the urge presents itself.
2. I eat the shit out of my cuticles. Usually when I am in a need of a cigarette. Always when I am watching tv for long periods of time. I told Meaney he may not propose to me until I break myself of this habit. I don't want to be flashing a rock on an unkempt finger.
3. Tommy is 6 months old and I am still nesting. I have outrageous bursts of energy at asinine hours of the night and decide to clean house. *Note: I was a complete slob before Tommy was born.
4. I bought a mini pinscher the day Meaney bought MiniMeaney and named him Buckley. I like to think that he never would have bought a dog, if it weren't for my irrational, impulsive influence on him. When we moved into the apartment, I had to give Buckley to my parents because they won't allow us to have two dogs here. I resent MiniMeaney for this, and have been known to treat him unfairly on occasion.
5. I can tap dance. Meaney never knew this until this past weekend. We visited his parents, and they had a power outage for almost the entire time we were there. After the first 7 hours, I went a little stir-crazy and started tap dancing in the garage. Little did Meaney know..I have about 10 years of training under my belt. I told him we should have power outages more often. Maybe he would find me more interesting.
That's all for now. Bring on the spring.
EDITED so I could give the gift of Courtney Love:
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a year ago, my little sister got married to one of my best friends. the song that she danced with my dad to was Anne Murray's version of You Are My Sunshine. damnit! now i'm all teary eyed and i have to get that record out.
i was a complete slob before i owned my own house... & even more so now that i'm pregnant!! somedays i wish i had more laundry to do and more things to clean, could just be the boredom???
yes, shit is deffinitly getting exciting & anxious and longgggg...!!!! i'm so impatient i hate it! i did read that babies are more likely to be born on tuesday than any other day of the week, so maybe tomorrow?!?!?!?!