Monday Jan 15, 2007

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Went to a sex toy party with the Blood last night. A friend bought me a Magic Banana. It was designed by a gynecologist and its purpose is to massage all the walls of your vagina (hehe) to better locate your g-spot. It's also supposed to help with kegals and was recommended for me, being a new mommy and all. biggrin



Looks kinda intimidating, doesn't it? Like a bike lock or something you would put on your steering wheel to prevent car theft. I have to admit, though - I'm very curious and way pumped about some time alone. blush

Proving yet again that I have the coolest Blood ever...my sister bought me a (get ready for it)...PLEASURE COMMANDER!!!! It has a remote control and comes with a rubbery cock ring thingie so Meaney can get in on the fun. As soon as I get rid of my hangover, I am ALL OVER this thing. And Meaney better be ready for a long night, because we've got SEVENTEEN SPEEDS to experiment with, ranging from slow to fast to "escalating roller-coaster"! eeek



Needless to say, it was a very educational evening with the ladies. I don't know what Meaney and JakeyPooh did while I was away, but I guarantee I had more fun. tongue
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toothpickmoe:
It's funny, because neither she nor I are very good at dealing with weakness is loved ones, so when we get sick it's a real test of our love for each other. Okay, that sounds way more dramatic that it actually is.

Mmm, takeout sounds good today.
brixton:
dude, that sounds instense as hell.

and i cant STAND being alone like that. i hate parking lots a tnight, especially if its really quiet.

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