mrsmead

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i took way too much dexedrine (time release) before work and now i'm jacked!!!!
some guy brought back a keg that was still cold and half-full, so we drank a bunch of it
now i'm just thinking stupid thoughts really fast and still cant sleep
i've been perusing the boards for hours and now im bored
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!
also, i just saw the teaser preview for LOTR: Return of the King and it looks fuckin' wicked!!!
when the fuck is Stormy's set going up, anyway?!!!
that haiku thread is working out nicely, though
i met my ex-fiance's dad today
he helped me with a crossword puzzle at work...........
that was about it..............

my head:
swallowing my sticky enamel
is getting old
each eyelash is a jackhammer
giggling with the others
since when do pot and beer fail to put me out?!
welding at nine?!
not fair...........
what was i thinking?!

and now a haiku from when i worked at FedEx:
boxes box boxes
please, stress on my aching joints
do it for money

i also used to make sweet, alliterative love in the shower:
steam-slickened lips slide
a smooth, seamless transition
mingling on all sides

wait, that's not how you spell "dumbening"

sigh......................

Edited to add:
STORMYSSETISUP!!! STORMYSSETISUP!!! STORMYSSETISUP!!! STORMYSSETISUP!!!