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mrsmead

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Wednesday Aug 27, 2003

Aug 27, 2003
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Poetry Day Again!
i gotta go to work soon, so here's a quickie:

l(a

le
af
fa

ll

s)
one
l

iness

- E.E. Cummings


and a dirty limerick to round it off

There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
-Anonymous

i might be an artfag, but at least i'm a dirty one smile

jumping spiders are just that, we have them in the south, i dont know where else (they're small and colorful and don't make webs, they just jump really far to catch prey)
and now to work, all loopy on pain pills for my nose(which gets set tomorrow, that'll be fun)
wish me luck.
alistairmather:
thank you and congratulations. you're the first person to call me an asshole on this site... it took a while but i knew my gracious charm and subtle wit would eventually get me the recognition i so deserve <wipes tear from eye>

really though, glad you like the story. nice to know i'm not the only half-crazed obsessive who couldn't get away from his childhood love of bad pulp fiction - AHHAAHAHAHAA THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS ME!!!

<ahem> sorry about that.

next chapter should be up tonight or tomorrow... and i don't think there is anything wrong with your entries. jumping spiders and e.e. cummings. what more could you ask for?
Aug 28, 2003

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