sad to see my 43 chicken-related replies go.......
so it goes.
i update onward!!!
This morning I took my ex and her sister to the airport so they could go to Prague......... I am so jealous. I haven't gotten out of Savannah for more than five days at a time in three years! I love it here, but I can't wait to get out. Portland...
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so it goes.
i update onward!!!
This morning I took my ex and her sister to the airport so they could go to Prague......... I am so jealous. I haven't gotten out of Savannah for more than five days at a time in three years! I love it here, but I can't wait to get out. Portland...
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must stop drinking..............
getting waaay too depressed..........
didn't get out of bed today until 4:45 for no reason at all
i only got up to go to work
on the upside, Mastodon's playing tomorrow night
i think my fries are done......
getting waaay too depressed..........
didn't get out of bed today until 4:45 for no reason at all
i only got up to go to work
on the upside, Mastodon's playing tomorrow night
i think my fries are done......
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beyondbitter:
Random Word!
THANKS!
cheers!
THANKS!
cheers!
Ok, a bit late, but here goes:
I went to the Hostel in the Forest this weekend, and it was awesome! Hat tub, pool with rope swing, hammocks, drum circles, poetry, the lake, chickens , ducks, vegan food....all for 15 bucks!
Unfortunately, I am now back in Babylon, as you can probably tell from the fact that I'm on a computer (go figure)
They switched...
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I went to the Hostel in the Forest this weekend, and it was awesome! Hat tub, pool with rope swing, hammocks, drum circles, poetry, the lake, chickens
, ducks, vegan food....all for 15 bucks!
Unfortunately, I am now back in Babylon, as you can probably tell from the fact that I'm on a computer (go figure)
They switched...
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zork:
Oh, yeah? Well... here's a random... colon, that's what it is. A random colon: ":" And a random right parenthesis: ")". And a few more! 
So there!
So there!
finch:
oh yeah?!? oh yeah?!? you wanna go??
my random pirate totally kicked your chickens ass.
my random pirate totally kicked your chickens ass.
Sweet, journal poetry day!
I forgot last week
, and almost forgot again.
Thanks for the bump SPG!
ok, i think i'll start off with some of my haiku:
steam-slickened lips slide
a smooth, seamless transition
blurring our edges
the cat says to me
feed me, then clean up my poops
and feed me again
ok, enough haiku, here's not one:
swallowing my sticky enamel...
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I forgot last week
, and almost forgot again.
Thanks for the bump SPG!
ok, i think i'll start off with some of my haiku:
steam-slickened lips slide
a smooth, seamless transition
blurring our edges
the cat says to me
feed me, then clean up my poops
and feed me again
ok, enough haiku, here's not one:
swallowing my sticky enamel...
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bathory:
thanks
elastronauto:
Did the end make you cry? i didn't even see it coming.
i sleep all day.
today, i have to go back to work, and they're going to make me scrub the kitchens top to bottom with bleach as punishment for getting hurt and needing surgery.
my job sucks, i don't want to go back to class, and i can barely even get out of bed at 4.
i tire of this.
today, i have to go back to work, and they're going to make me scrub the kitchens top to bottom with bleach as punishment for getting hurt and needing surgery.
my job sucks, i don't want to go back to class, and i can barely even get out of bed at 4.
i tire of this.
monet:
Thank you thank you....thank you so much for commenting on my set! 
just saw a hardcore band from Texas called Bread and Water
they're rockin'.
also, Annie Hall is funny
i saw lotsa deer today
nixion is hot
my arm itches
I'm an intellectual powerhouse tonight, let me tell you
or maybe i just learned to type as a parlor trick, like Fry
they're rockin'.
also, Annie Hall is funny
i saw lotsa deer today
nixion is hot
my arm itches
I'm an intellectual powerhouse tonight, let me tell you
or maybe i just learned to type as a parlor trick, like Fry
alistairmather:
funny, i learned to type because mutant dust bunnies tied me down and forced to me to type out their manifesto of hate and conquest on an old commodore 64.
i still won't go near a 64, but i have grown rather fond of my mutant dust bunny overlords.
i still won't go near a 64, but i have grown rather fond of my mutant dust bunny overlords.
alistairmather:
i suppose you would have to ask Ms. Quinne, herself. i for one have found the western world to be greatly lacking in porcelain masked zombies, however. you would probably have to send her to China in order to find any. or i suppose you could always try and get a hold of Prof. Jervis Mortum. he seems to be quite the authority on reanimating the dead....
digging desk/chairs out of a dumpster in the rain at 5 in the AM outside an abandoned school
ive been drinking coke and homemade mimosa tonic (hoo-boy!)
now i'm out of grenadine *sadness*
fortunately, i bought all the bags of beer-battered fries at kroger for a dollar each
i should really be in bed................
fuck it, i dont have anything to do for three days...
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ive been drinking coke and homemade mimosa tonic (hoo-boy!)
now i'm out of grenadine *sadness*
fortunately, i bought all the bags of beer-battered fries at kroger for a dollar each
i should really be in bed................
fuck it, i dont have anything to do for three days...
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jia:
the cat on my left arm was designed by me. i got it from my brain.
what day is it? saturday?
fuck.
i had surgery for my nose on wednesday and i've been on heavy meds ever since.......hoo, boy!
now i can drink again, which might not be such a good thing, but fuck it
now i gotta find which SG inspired alistairmather's character
i apologize if i type fucked up, but im drunk
it's raining really hard here in savannah...
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fuck.
i had surgery for my nose on wednesday and i've been on heavy meds ever since.......hoo, boy!
now i can drink again, which might not be such a good thing, but fuck it
now i gotta find which SG inspired alistairmather's character
i apologize if i type fucked up, but im drunk
it's raining really hard here in savannah...
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nogodsnomanagers:
hallucination
let it take over your mind
don't let it scare you
you are far too nice to me
xx ngnm
let it take over your mind
don't let it scare you
you are far too nice to me
xx ngnm
alistairmather:
well done. and thank you. it means that i can write a competent description.
and i suggest embracing insanity. nothing is more enlightening then madness.
once again, thank you.
and i suggest embracing insanity. nothing is more enlightening then madness.
once again, thank you.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i took way too much dexedrine (time release) before work and now i'm jacked!!!!
some guy brought back a keg that was still cold and half-full, so we drank a bunch of it
now i'm just thinking stupid thoughts really fast and still cant sleep
i've been perusing the boards for hours and now im bored
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!
also, i just saw the...
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i took way too much dexedrine (time release) before work and now i'm jacked!!!!
some guy brought back a keg that was still cold and half-full, so we drank a bunch of it
now i'm just thinking stupid thoughts really fast and still cant sleep
i've been perusing the boards for hours and now im bored
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!
also, i just saw the...
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nogodsnomanagers:
seen the slackers twice
and both times i skank'd so hard
my legs were ACHING
i love em i do
ngnm
and both times i skank'd so hard
my legs were ACHING
i love em i do
ngnm
alistairmather:
i think the best thing about it is you now have an excuse to go through every girls first set till you find the one that matches.
good luck with that, and tell me who you decide on. need to see if i am even a tenth as good as i hope i am at this.
good luck with that, and tell me who you decide on. need to see if i am even a tenth as good as i hope i am at this.
hey, kids!
first off, check out my haiku challenge on the lifestyle board, the more posts the better
anyway, i found a buncha lotta terra cotta pots in an alley tonight, even a big one! i also found a porn titled "Ape Suit #3" which turned out to be a hairy gay porn
not really my thing, but still amusing
the black eyes from my...
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first off, check out my haiku challenge on the lifestyle board, the more posts the better
anyway, i found a buncha lotta terra cotta pots in an alley tonight, even a big one! i also found a porn titled "Ape Suit #3" which turned out to be a hairy gay porn
not really my thing, but still amusing
the black eyes from my...
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well, they didn't set my nose today, i go in for the "surgery" on tuesday
but the doc did give me 30 double-strong vicodin for no reason i could fathom
i also found a bottle of codeine cough syrup in my fridge........hehe
ill be in the corner not breathing
My documentary (that I did field sound for) is being shown at 7:50 tonight at the...
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but the doc did give me 30 double-strong vicodin for no reason i could fathom
i also found a bottle of codeine cough syrup in my fridge........hehe
ill be in the corner not breathing
My documentary (that I did field sound for) is being shown at 7:50 tonight at the...
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imbleeding:
There is nothing better in life than a bottle of hydrocodone. *drools*
I'm a pill nerd too. Blargh. I'm sucha dork....I'll hide in the corner now.
I'm a pill nerd too. Blargh. I'm sucha dork....I'll hide in the corner now.
bort79:
Hey you were right so I changed my Favorite Sexual Postion thing! 
Poetry Day Again!
i gotta go to work soon, so here's a quickie:
l(a
le
af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
iness
- E.E. Cummings
and a dirty limerick to round it off
There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a...
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i gotta go to work soon, so here's a quickie:
l(a
le
af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
iness
- E.E. Cummings
and a dirty limerick to round it off
There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a...
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alistairmather:
thank you and congratulations. you're the first person to call me an asshole on this site... it took a while but i knew my gracious charm and subtle wit would eventually get me the recognition i so deserve <wipes tear from eye>
really though, glad you like the story. nice to know i'm not the only half-crazed obsessive who couldn't get away from his childhood love of bad pulp fiction - AHHAAHAHAHAA THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS ME!!!
<ahem> sorry about that.
next chapter should be up tonight or tomorrow... and i don't think there is anything wrong with your entries. jumping spiders and e.e. cummings. what more could you ask for?
really though, glad you like the story. nice to know i'm not the only half-crazed obsessive who couldn't get away from his childhood love of bad pulp fiction - AHHAAHAHAHAA THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS ME!!!
<ahem> sorry about that.
next chapter should be up tonight or tomorrow... and i don't think there is anything wrong with your entries. jumping spiders and e.e. cummings. what more could you ask for?
i don't trust pictures or mirrors. what you see is not really what you are... often it is older and scarier...
I was just lamenting that I won't be able to travel much for a while, just short jaunts. No cross-Atlantic flights this year...
Ah hooray for cooler weather, I hate the dog-days, it's finally cool and rainy here.