First and foremost, the hallway in my apartment building has smelled like ass and oranges all day.
I photograph a wedding tomorrow. I'm a bit nervous about that.
I went out to dinner with my mother, and Russellpants and his boyfriend happened to be sitting out front of the Olive Garden. We all dined together. Jaysen (his real name being Thong.. ALLEGEDLY pronounced 'Tong', but I refuse to admit it) is originally from Thailand. I love my mom, but she is old fashioned and has a hard time understanding those who come from different cultures. Dinner conversation went much like this :
"So, where are you from.... Jaysen?"
"I'm originally from Thailand and I speak Laotian."
"Oh. I work with some Bosnian refugess.. they're very interesting people.."
I laughed nervously. I love my mom, but perhaps small talk isn't quite her forte.
The phone is ringing off the hook.
I photograph a wedding tomorrow. I'm a bit nervous about that.
I went out to dinner with my mother, and Russellpants and his boyfriend happened to be sitting out front of the Olive Garden. We all dined together. Jaysen (his real name being Thong.. ALLEGEDLY pronounced 'Tong', but I refuse to admit it) is originally from Thailand. I love my mom, but she is old fashioned and has a hard time understanding those who come from different cultures. Dinner conversation went much like this :
"So, where are you from.... Jaysen?"
"I'm originally from Thailand and I speak Laotian."
"Oh. I work with some Bosnian refugess.. they're very interesting people.."
I laughed nervously. I love my mom, but perhaps small talk isn't quite her forte.
The phone is ringing off the hook.
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meta:
I don't remember if you and I discussed it, but Nicole mentioned that you said it, and I thought it was PRETTY MUCH the funniest goddamn thing ever.
gish:
ass and oranges? thats just not right