I was really all about the updating a few hours ago.. but then a couple of friends stopped by and apparently a random walk and trip to Denny's was in order. Good times.
So, I usually get together with my friends The McFinities (as I call them) every Saturday evening. Well.. Chick McFinity's little sister is in dance.. and this was the eve of her recital, and so they invited me to attend. In support of small child, Sami, aka Little Spam (implying that yes, there is actually a full sized person we call 'Spam').. I attended. I figured.. hey.. how long could it be? An hour.. hour and a half..? LITTLE DID I KNOW that it would be THREE AND A HALF HOURS of happy Jesus fun time. APPARENTLY, the dance troupe she is a part of is rather.. how do you say.. Christian? And SO the recital featured such classics as 'Jesus Loves Me' and MY personal favorite.. yes, that's right, kids.. 'That Old Time Religion is Good Enough for Me.' WOW.
Again, people.. I stress THREE AND A HALF HOURS of happy Jesus fun time.
Random : I cannot discuss many details of the work that I do.. but I shall say that I have a certain responsibility over my client's diet. The most recent issue that has come up is : every week.. we have had to purchase an entirely new bottle of ketchup. I'm not talking the small ketchup.. or even the medium ketchup. I am talking the ketchup bottle the size of a fucking house. I recently found out where this ketchup is going every week : he is eating it.. on a plate.. by itself.. with a utensil. .. with nothing to dip in it or anything of the like. ..........
In other news.. I sang karaoke the other night at a gay bar. GREAT times. I sang 'At Last' by Etta James.. and INSTANTLY the dance floor was flooded with gay men. And they hugged me.. and kissed my hand.. and TIPPED me!
They should do that.. ALL THE TIME.
Saw Old Boy again last night. <3 that movie. Entirely inspiring and makes me want to work in film.
Ten-four, over and out.
So, I usually get together with my friends The McFinities (as I call them) every Saturday evening. Well.. Chick McFinity's little sister is in dance.. and this was the eve of her recital, and so they invited me to attend. In support of small child, Sami, aka Little Spam (implying that yes, there is actually a full sized person we call 'Spam').. I attended. I figured.. hey.. how long could it be? An hour.. hour and a half..? LITTLE DID I KNOW that it would be THREE AND A HALF HOURS of happy Jesus fun time. APPARENTLY, the dance troupe she is a part of is rather.. how do you say.. Christian? And SO the recital featured such classics as 'Jesus Loves Me' and MY personal favorite.. yes, that's right, kids.. 'That Old Time Religion is Good Enough for Me.' WOW.
Again, people.. I stress THREE AND A HALF HOURS of happy Jesus fun time.
Random : I cannot discuss many details of the work that I do.. but I shall say that I have a certain responsibility over my client's diet. The most recent issue that has come up is : every week.. we have had to purchase an entirely new bottle of ketchup. I'm not talking the small ketchup.. or even the medium ketchup. I am talking the ketchup bottle the size of a fucking house. I recently found out where this ketchup is going every week : he is eating it.. on a plate.. by itself.. with a utensil. .. with nothing to dip in it or anything of the like. ..........
In other news.. I sang karaoke the other night at a gay bar. GREAT times. I sang 'At Last' by Etta James.. and INSTANTLY the dance floor was flooded with gay men. And they hugged me.. and kissed my hand.. and TIPPED me!
They should do that.. ALL THE TIME.
Saw Old Boy again last night. <3 that movie. Entirely inspiring and makes me want to work in film.
Ten-four, over and out.
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ha ha, my brother used to eat plain mustard with a spoon when he was like 5. Now he doesn't anymore....i wonder why....tooo socially unacceptable? (he is 20 now)
Tips....that is impressive. I want to hear your voice! Mine is anything but tip worthy......but i still want to sing Enter Sandman for kareoke because it would be, well......funny.
For the bible tells me so
Little ones to him belong
They are weak but he is strong.
Yes, Jesus loves me (x3)
The bible tells me so.
Do you work a mental mental health facility? haha...Next time you should sing "Last Dance" by Donna Summers.