mrshateyourself

Wow, what a night.

It began in a rather mild sort of fashion : exposing Mark to both Eddie Izzard and Sex and the City. He enjoyed both. End of THAT story.

Skip ahead to where I meet up with some friends at a gay bar to sing karoake(sp?), apparently. I didn't even make it IN to the bar without incident. As I was walking TO the bar from my car, I made eye contact with this cute girl walking along with her boyfriend. She greeted me in an EXTREMELY friendly/flirtacious sort of manner.. and kept walking. Her boyfriend, on the other hand.. stopped.. grabbed me by the arm, and pulled me aside. THIS is how THAT went :

-Him : Let me ask you something.. what kind of bar is this?
-Me : I'm not entirely sure.. I've never been here, but I believe it to be a gay bar.
-Him : We're all adults here.. let me ask you.. who are you attracted to?
-Me : Uhh.. well.. I'm bisexual, if that's what you're asking.
-Him : You're a woman.... how hard is it to get with another woman..?
-Me : Uhh.. to pick up a woman.. or to have sex with her?
-Him : Look.. that is my girl right there.. and she is attracted to other females. She is attracted to you. I wanna see her with another woman. I wanna see my girl eat out another girl.
-Me : .. are you asking ME to do this??
-Him : Yes. I am.
-Me : Well, thank you.. I'm flattered.. but I'm going to have to decline.
-Him : Why is that?
-Me : Well, for one.. I doubt my FIANCE would approve.
-Him : Why not?? What's wrong with you coming home with us tonight and just having a one night stand? You don't have to have sex with me.. just her..
-Me : No, really.

After SEVERAL rejections.. he (his name is apparently Darius, he informed me) finally let me continue on my way.

SO, I get into the bar.. meet up with the people I was there to see. I also met some rather interesting people.. in particular, one gay man who has apparently been wanting to meet me for a while. P.S.. this guy has an AMAZING voice. He hurled the songbook my way and told me to pick me out a song.. and 'get on up and sing it, girl.'

The line-up for the evening went much like this :

-The Fugees (Look, youdon'tjudgeme!!) : Killing Me Softly
-The Animals : House of the Rising Sun
-Faith No More (for my baby.) : Epic

GOOD TIMES. It appeared to go over quite well.. and I am to return on a weekly basis, supposedly.. we'll see about all of that. heh

AND YET.. THE MADNESS DOES NOT END THERE!

SO. After my evening in the city, I hungered for a chicken sandwich. And so, I went to Burger King to acquire said sandwich. Now.. I have been to this particular Burger King very few times.. but damn near every time I HAVE been there.. this guy (who introduced himself the very first time I came to the window) is always there. But this evening was everso slightly different than our previous transactions :

-Him : Lookin' good tonight, as always.
-Me : Awwwww, shucks.
-Him : What.. did I say something wrong..? You don't like getting compliments?
-Me : Oh, no. Compliments are quite alright in my book.

He went on to add that when he takes me out to dinner, it shall be somewhere more upscale than Burger King. ..... wow.

Don't get me wrong, this was all rather flattering.. just all packed into one evening was.... interesting. heh

So I finally get home.. rather late-ish, I might add. Of COURSE there are no parking spots near my building.. and as I have now gotten TWO parking tickets.. I parked in the guest lot and took the rather intimidating walk in the dark in my ghetto of a complex. NOT liking that, I say. The whole time, I walked fists clenched with a key poking through my index and middle finger on my right hand. Perhaps I need to be more prepared for such walks.

ANYWAY. I am le tired. Over and out.