I was on telly last night!!!! And do you know the only person in the whole world who saw it? My boss
To be fair it isn't something I knew a great deal about. You know those crowd scenes that often appear in the news bulletin where people are just walking up and down the street whilst a reporter blahs on about the environment or...
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To be fair it isn't something I knew a great deal about. You know those crowd scenes that often appear in the news bulletin where people are just walking up and down the street whilst a reporter blahs on about the environment or...
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It's Pancake Day tomorrow. Yippee!!
I know technically it is Shrove Tuesday and all you religious people out there will harp on about it being a celebration of Christ doing whatever he did and not eating for forty days but i'm an athiest and so will do as I please. Pancake Day it is and always will be.
I have already been shopping and purchased...
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I know technically it is Shrove Tuesday and all you religious people out there will harp on about it being a celebration of Christ doing whatever he did and not eating for forty days but i'm an athiest and so will do as I please. Pancake Day it is and always will be.
I have already been shopping and purchased...
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jennifer:
Pancake Day?
That sounds yummy!
That sounds yummy!
brinny:
mmmmmm pancakes!
if i lived closer i would so be there!
Did you send me cute undies?????
If it was you.. THANKS!
that is so cool of you and they are super cute!
You know how to brighten a girls day!
xoxoxoxoxoxox
if i lived closer i would so be there!
Did you send me cute undies?????
If it was you.. THANKS!
that is so cool of you and they are super cute!
You know how to brighten a girls day!
xoxoxoxoxoxox
"Hi gorgeous. You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them"
Good. I have my chat up line primed and ready, now I just need to sit back and wait for totty to flock to me and beg for rampant sex. How can such a masterful plan fail?
Good. I have my chat up line primed and ready, now I just need to sit back and wait for totty to flock to me and beg for rampant sex. How can such a masterful plan fail?
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ciel:
hahaha
I was back for 5 days and we were there 4 days in a row hahahahaha
I love Verns. I didnt get a chance to go to the Splash though. Maaaaaaaaan I had some crazy nights there. Often worsened by teh bus back to town haha
aaah i like talking about ye olde days
Folies. I went a few times, but it was, well, hmm.
I was back for 5 days and we were there 4 days in a row hahahahaha
I love Verns. I didnt get a chance to go to the Splash though. Maaaaaaaaan I had some crazy nights there. Often worsened by teh bus back to town haha
aaah i like talking about ye olde days
Folies. I went a few times, but it was, well, hmm.
rainwolfkin:
the housewarming party was pretty cool. lots of people and stuff. but unfortunately,i had to invite a bunch of people from my office block which didn't allow for the latex clothing and
bondage accessories that make parties really fun.
oh well, i suppose there are other times for such events...
bondage accessories that make parties really fun.
oh well, i suppose there are other times for such events...
Uh-oh, i'm back to throwing up for no apparent reason. This has been going on since November, save for a break over the last two weeks.
Hopefully it's only something like a stomach ulcer. If it's an allergy to chocolate/coffee/masturbating I am gonna be seriously pissed off.
Just thought I would share that magic moment with you...
8.35pm: In order to cheer myself up and...
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Hopefully it's only something like a stomach ulcer. If it's an allergy to chocolate/coffee/masturbating I am gonna be seriously pissed off.
Just thought I would share that magic moment with you...
8.35pm: In order to cheer myself up and...
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rainwolfkin:
it wasn't someone from my office. just someone who walking in off the street and browsed the offices to see who had left their unattended. They come in all the time and once i told them to fuck off and get out so maybe i deserved it...
i wrote to my teacher to schedule a meeting with him. maybe i can get an extension, but it doesn't bring back my notebook.
so if you find a little notebook lying around london with a bunch of nonsense about body modification/art in africa in it, please let me know.
thanks for the sympathy--i got super drunk last nite to comfort myself...and tonights my houseparty so i guess i'll be doing it again...thank goodness for booze.
i wrote to my teacher to schedule a meeting with him. maybe i can get an extension, but it doesn't bring back my notebook.
so if you find a little notebook lying around london with a bunch of nonsense about body modification/art in africa in it, please let me know.
thanks for the sympathy--i got super drunk last nite to comfort myself...and tonights my houseparty so i guess i'll be doing it again...thank goodness for booze.
rainwolfkin:
yeah, my friends try to keep sledgehammers away from me. i get overly enthusiastic about such things. and the new place isn't mine, just renting--and i think the landlord (whose pretty cool) is coming to the party and i dont think he'd let us get away with that.
anyway, i hope you have a happy saturday. beware the notebook theives!
anyway, i hope you have a happy saturday. beware the notebook theives!
I dedicate this joke to rainwolfkin who has not only 'popped my cherry' by being the first person to make a comment about my journal but who has selflessly agreed to accompany me on my holidays and act as my Official Cameragirl....FREE OF CHARGE! Yay
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and, while he is enjoying...
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rainwolfkin:
hmmm, not coffee and not chocolate...ice cream? this is a good one. start in the summer and every lunch break, eat ice cream. you'll find a happy little ice cream supplier somewhere, and soon enough, they'll start catering to your needs/desires. its a good one because you can't carry it around with you all the time, so you've got to actively seek it out when you get the urge...maybe the getting up and looking for it can balance out the eatting too much of it.
mro:
Good idea. Hope you don't mind it if I whoop your arse when I balloon to 35 stone! Mind you, Haagendaz does have it's merits.
Sensible question for a sec - when you write a comment to my original journal am I supposed to reply to said comment on my comments board or yours? I have just had another peek at your journal and it appears people are writing random messages on there. I presume they are replying to one of your messages but I wouldn't mind finding out wth the etiquette is.
Oh, congrats on moving. Still in London or out of the Big Smoke?
Sensible question for a sec - when you write a comment to my original journal am I supposed to reply to said comment on my comments board or yours? I have just had another peek at your journal and it appears people are writing random messages on there. I presume they are replying to one of your messages but I wouldn't mind finding out wth the etiquette is.
Oh, congrats on moving. Still in London or out of the Big Smoke?
Oh dear, oh dear. Someone had too much to drink on Saturday night, didn't they?
*solemn nod*
And someone should know better than to drink Red Bull because it makes them maudlin, doesn't it?
*solemn nod*
Someone is never going to drink Red Bull ever again, are they?
*solemn shake of the head*
Thankfully, no one read my last journal....
*solemn nod*
And someone should know better than to drink Red Bull because it makes them maudlin, doesn't it?
*solemn nod*
Someone is never going to drink Red Bull ever again, are they?
*solemn shake of the head*
Thankfully, no one read my last journal....
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mro:
I hear Pitcairn Island is quite nice but I doubt if we would be allowed to visit because you are not my sister. Ha ha ha! Mind you, that's a fine comment from someone living in Jersey....
How about somewhere like Fiji? That looks quite funky. Either that, or I could take you back to New Zealand - been there once but never had the chance to do a sky dive, which is a shame. Definately the place to go if you fancy a bit of adventure sporting type stuff.
Pants, now I am in the mood for a holiday. Oh, for a holiday right now. Passport? Check. Money? Check. Hideous shirts? Check. Right, where did I leave my camerawoman......?
How about somewhere like Fiji? That looks quite funky. Either that, or I could take you back to New Zealand - been there once but never had the chance to do a sky dive, which is a shame. Definately the place to go if you fancy a bit of adventure sporting type stuff.
Pants, now I am in the mood for a holiday. Oh, for a holiday right now. Passport? Check. Money? Check. Hideous shirts? Check. Right, where did I leave my camerawoman......?
rainwolfkin:
oh oh, here's your camera girl!!! o o take me!
OK, this is getting silly. For some bizarre reason I have added a comment to my own journal entry. I have an IQ of 156 and I can't navigate round this bloody site. Heaven help those poor clients who entrust me with their millions......
OMG OMG OMG! Have I read this right? Is Family Guy back on the air on 1 May 2005?
Ooh ooh ooh - can I come and stay with someone in America for a short wile pleeeeeeease. Just while the next series is on. I will love you forever and buy you anything from your wish list, promise!!!!!
Ooh ooh ooh - can I come and stay with someone in America for a short wile pleeeeeeease. Just while the next series is on. I will love you forever and buy you anything from your wish list, promise!!!!!
mro:
Hmmm, back in here again and am slowly getting to know the system. I have actually left a few messages and added to threads and everything. Yay! I know this sounds crap and lame but I get easily impressed nowadays.
I have burnt my hand in the oven. I now remember why I bought those blue oven gloves all that time ago....
I have burnt my hand in the oven. I now remember why I bought those blue oven gloves all that time ago....
Hmmm, so how does this thing work? Testing...testing...one..two.... I hope I haven't signed up as a chick otherwise some people are going to be sorely disappointed.
Maybe if someone is reading this they can tell me if I have done everything correctly? I don't want to have to shave my legs or get a sex change or anything. Although it would be fun to have...
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Maybe if someone is reading this they can tell me if I have done everything correctly? I don't want to have to shave my legs or get a sex change or anything. Although it would be fun to have...
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although, your rich italian fantasy lifestyle could change that...
now...where did i lock up that sweet italian i met a few years back...? *searches through closet*