I am having a proper Sunday.
I am sat infront of my fire wrapped in a very thick, very snuggly white robe. The Sunday papers are sprawled in front of me, I have a mug of Bailey's coffee on the table to my left and Pucci on the CD player, softly warbling in the background.
Occasionally, I look up and through the bay window; it...
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I am sat infront of my fire wrapped in a very thick, very snuggly white robe. The Sunday papers are sprawled in front of me, I have a mug of Bailey's coffee on the table to my left and Pucci on the CD player, softly warbling in the background.
Occasionally, I look up and through the bay window; it...
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I know some amongst you will think it childish that a mature, sensible adult of my advanced years still points and giggles when he sees two animals having sex, but I don't care. Furthermore, I share this with you:-
This morning I was in my car driving past a field of cows when I spotted two of them playing piggy-back. And then it struck me...
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This morning I was in my car driving past a field of cows when I spotted two of them playing piggy-back. And then it struck me...
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isolation:
hey man, well i dont have to worry about my girl finding out. she dosent even know im a member to this site.
starr:
Made ya something 
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rainwolfkin:
aw,, thanks for making me feel so nice. but i have to admit, that i will continue to abuse the image of your chocolate belly. i just can't help myself.
and by the way, what does 'totty' mean? (its one of those english words that i just dont quite get yet--i mean, i think i know, but i'd like the real definition)
and i could really use a tesco shopping trolley full of aluminium foil due to all that laura ashely wallpaper and what not that keeps invading my person. maybe i would construct some sort of reflective dome of foil or something.
and no, i dont walk around on my head all day. i made that shirt a few weeks ago and its fun to get peoples opinions on what they think it means. yours is the first that suggested that i walk around upside down though, and i think you are just playing games. we all know that i walk no where. i have the servants carry my throne around when i need to go shopping.
and i'm not getting rid of the orchid. its part of my plan to conquer the world. (obviously why you, my rival, would suggest getting rid of it!)
and by the way, what does 'totty' mean? (its one of those english words that i just dont quite get yet--i mean, i think i know, but i'd like the real definition)
and i could really use a tesco shopping trolley full of aluminium foil due to all that laura ashely wallpaper and what not that keeps invading my person. maybe i would construct some sort of reflective dome of foil or something.
and no, i dont walk around on my head all day. i made that shirt a few weeks ago and its fun to get peoples opinions on what they think it means. yours is the first that suggested that i walk around upside down though, and i think you are just playing games. we all know that i walk no where. i have the servants carry my throne around when i need to go shopping.
and i'm not getting rid of the orchid. its part of my plan to conquer the world. (obviously why you, my rival, would suggest getting rid of it!)
cherry:
HAHAHA!
Death to JellyBabies!
WOO!
Cherry xoxox
Death to JellyBabies!
WOO!
Cherry xoxox
OK, i'm gonna delete the pic of my semi-naked bod. I do this for the protection and well being of Starr who has had a jippy tummy recently. I don't want her throwing up any internal organs and ending up in hospital....
I was in the gun shop at lunchtime. Amongst other things they sell rat traps, fox traps and pidgeon traps.
I am now...
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I was in the gun shop at lunchtime. Amongst other things they sell rat traps, fox traps and pidgeon traps.
I am now...
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medusaq:
booby traps. heh.
uh, in georgia {which is dangerously close to places like Alabama, Arkansas, etc., which may not mean anything to you, but you can ask rainwolfkin} there are billboards everywhere advertising the upcoming GUN SHOWS, which are much more frightening than a simple little gun shop.
america may actually be what those christians were imagining when they dreamed up HELL, if you sit & think about it for a second. Seriously, take a second. i'll wait...
See. Told you.
uh, in georgia {which is dangerously close to places like Alabama, Arkansas, etc., which may not mean anything to you, but you can ask rainwolfkin} there are billboards everywhere advertising the upcoming GUN SHOWS, which are much more frightening than a simple little gun shop.
america may actually be what those christians were imagining when they dreamed up HELL, if you sit & think about it for a second. Seriously, take a second. i'll wait...
See. Told you.
jennifer:
Nope no back stage for me. I wish she looks like a fun person.
The postman now thinks I am a wierdo. Explaination:-
Having finally worked out how to add pics to my journal folder I asked rainwolfkin if there were any pics she would like me to add, to which she replied 'I love furry bellies and would like to see a pic of yours with a smiley face painted on it' (see yesterday's journal.
I must admit...
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Having finally worked out how to add pics to my journal folder I asked rainwolfkin if there were any pics she would like me to add, to which she replied 'I love furry bellies and would like to see a pic of yours with a smiley face painted on it' (see yesterday's journal.
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rainwolfkin:
i'm sure thats its a beautiful pic! you can send it to my email by clicking 'contact me' under my profile pic, if you are shy. i wont show any one else! and maybe i'll send you one back (if you want one). or maybe, i'll get you a hippo--but you'd have to name if frank. 
I have decided I want a baby hippo for my birthday.
I have also decided that, not only do I have too much time on my hands, but the Americans do actually have it easier than they think. Example:-
I live on an island 9 miles by 5 miles. Inhabitants:80,000ish. My local Pizza Hut is 1/2 mile away. I phoned and asked if they would...
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I have also decided that, not only do I have too much time on my hands, but the Americans do actually have it easier than they think. Example:-
I live on an island 9 miles by 5 miles. Inhabitants:80,000ish. My local Pizza Hut is 1/2 mile away. I phoned and asked if they would...
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rainwolfkin:
oh yes! i request a pic of your belly. especially if you paint it first. body painting is so much fun. and if you use food colouring or koolaid, it tends to stay there for days. it can make quite a topic to talk about at work. hehehe
and please dont mount the head of the hippo--or at least, if you do, dont post the pic! meanie!
and please dont mount the head of the hippo--or at least, if you do, dont post the pic! meanie!
leola:
Thanks for your vote, it has been counted and I will count it as an equal vote unless I disagree with it, in which case I shall tell my friend (who owns the biggest TV network) that you have lost so they will spread the word and I will win (see Bush, 2000) regardless of my views. I'm not sure 
However, I feel I must let you know that I didn't get your comment until it was too late and I had abandoned the 'work do' and gone home (like a good little girl) and I write this as I arrive home for the second time, having been out for a glass of red or several with non-work-folk. Less dirt to dish, but perhaps more stimulating for the brain.....
I appreciate your commentry on the new job, and the 'numpty' thing is cute. I will definiately bear in mind - thing is - am v.good at appearing guinness (sic) and so new people already think I should be doing BIG THINGS (am big faker!) - and therefore am hoping for similar to what you describe. Fingers crossed, my friend.
As for Jersey!! Do you know my friend? He is called Matt. He said that Jersey is an amazing place because you don't have to pay much tax and all the housewives are rather forward. I will be visiting soon and so will Ttrent so from what I have heard we will probably bump into you! xxxx
However, I feel I must let you know that I didn't get your comment until it was too late and I had abandoned the 'work do' and gone home (like a good little girl) and I write this as I arrive home for the second time, having been out for a glass of red or several with non-work-folk. Less dirt to dish, but perhaps more stimulating for the brain.....
I appreciate your commentry on the new job, and the 'numpty' thing is cute. I will definiately bear in mind - thing is - am v.good at appearing guinness (sic) and so new people already think I should be doing BIG THINGS (am big faker!) - and therefore am hoping for similar to what you describe. Fingers crossed, my friend.
As for Jersey!! Do you know my friend? He is called Matt. He said that Jersey is an amazing place because you don't have to pay much tax and all the housewives are rather forward. I will be visiting soon and so will Ttrent so from what I have heard we will probably bump into you! xxxx
Thank you for all your messages and hugs, I am feeling a lot better now that the injection has worn off and I can speak without a stupid, numb-mouth lisp. The guys at work had great fun teasing me and getting me to say 'sausages'. Thothajith. Bastards...
I now have another predicament. At rainwolfkin's suggestion I did nothing but eat Haagen Dazs ice cream...
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I now have another predicament. At rainwolfkin's suggestion I did nothing but eat Haagen Dazs ice cream...
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starr:
Hey... I was 16 the last time I worked there 
rainwolfkin:
hehehe! it took me a good 3 minutes to understand your last post to me. not that the joke was bad--i'm just very slow...very very slooooowwww. 
Ath, athath ath aththa dentist 
Ath atha thath aththa filling, ath athth injection ath athatha numb mouth
*dribble*
Aththa ha hug?
Ath atha thath aththa filling, ath athth injection ath athatha numb mouth
*dribble*
Aththa ha hug?
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ciel:
get well soon matey! 
starr:
*Lots and lots of hugs*
I got my present... your such a sweetie, thank you very much!
Hope you feel better soon.
I got my present... your such a sweetie, thank you very much!
Hope you feel better soon. Happy Valentine's Day!!
You are all beautiful people. I hope you have a magical day and fall asleep in the arms of the one you love.
Having stocked up on Haagen Dazs and crap videos I shall be having a quiet one chez moi this year, enjoying the peace of my own company. I always find it an awkward time of year because all of...
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You are all beautiful people. I hope you have a magical day and fall asleep in the arms of the one you love.
Having stocked up on Haagen Dazs and crap videos I shall be having a quiet one chez moi this year, enjoying the peace of my own company. I always find it an awkward time of year because all of...
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kellyjanice:
omg you are a nice person... in fact you are like one of the nicest people i have ever come in conact with... you dont even know me... thank you so much you have no idea how much this means to me
deanna:
i laughed at your comment very much...thanks...i do most of those things to make work better already...but somehow it still doesnt work...oh well i will survive.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
It's the Chinese New Year and I have been out celebrating with work colleagues and chinese people. Please excuse me if this makes no sense but I am horrendously drunk at the moment.
As proud as I am for appearing on telly (see yesterday's journal) I am equally as proud of the fact that I will try anything once. Today, for the...
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It's the Chinese New Year and I have been out celebrating with work colleagues and chinese people. Please excuse me if this makes no sense but I am horrendously drunk at the moment.
As proud as I am for appearing on telly (see yesterday's journal) I am equally as proud of the fact that I will try anything once. Today, for the...
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rainwolfkin:
nuts! in all my scrambling to get things done and checked off my list of things to do, i forgot to celebrate Tet! nuts nuts nuts!
hope you had fun though
did your chinese friends teach you how to say anything in chinese? like "your head is made of cheese" ?
hope you had fun though
did your chinese friends teach you how to say anything in chinese? like "your head is made of cheese" ?
rainwolfkin:
i dont know if i could give up uni. maybe i could just take an online degree course or something. but living in the lap of luxury sounds nice. and there's really nothing wrong with working in a gentleman's club. i once dated a girl who did such work and i hung out at the club a lot. it was fun. although i dont think i'll take up the profession for fear that might, too, dance like a geography teacher.
i used to make it a hobby to try to learn how to say your head is made of cheese in other languages. its always funny to see the face of the local to whom you ask this question. but most of the time, i forget a few months later. unfortunately, i forgot about this hobby while i was on my last holiday. if i hadn't i could tell you how to say it in vietnamese or khmer or something. oh well...its not really that usful of a phrase.
i used to make it a hobby to try to learn how to say your head is made of cheese in other languages. its always funny to see the face of the local to whom you ask this question. but most of the time, i forget a few months later. unfortunately, i forgot about this hobby while i was on my last holiday. if i hadn't i could tell you how to say it in vietnamese or khmer or something. oh well...its not really that usful of a phrase.
sounds like peaceful living!
the day and the dessert.
Sounds like you've got this relaxation thing down to a fine art