I take my hat off and congratulate the World's travel industry for an amazing feat - having personally visited Bellingham Travel and Thomas Cook, and viewed the websites of lastminute.com, expedia.co.uk and virgin.co.uk I am informed that there are no fucking hotel rooms available anywhere in the world for the period 20 May to 30 May 2005.. That is amazing. All I can presume...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
pattymayonaise:
Oh yeah!!! Spotty ass thats exactly it!! ha x
ciel:
aww sorry, dont worry, i shouldnt eat so much cake either 
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
suicidedoggie:
Ooooh! What is it?! What is it?!
coral_fangs:
Thanks for the comment. Got a hoodie, t-shirt, stickers, necklace. Stocking up.
I'm not entirely sure about today's weather - it is very, very sunny yet remarkably cold.
In itself this is not a bad thing. My lunchtime amble up King Street reveals a lot of the fine young fillies have dressed as though it were a warm summer's day and have donned short skirts and thin blouses. They have, however, clearly not accounted for the cold...
Read More
In itself this is not a bad thing. My lunchtime amble up King Street reveals a lot of the fine young fillies have dressed as though it were a warm summer's day and have donned short skirts and thin blouses. They have, however, clearly not accounted for the cold...
Read More
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
image:
No, not really actually..most southerners think I'm from up north...of course, when I go up north they all know I'm from down south! lol I have a big city southern accent which isn't too severe. LOL..I lived in Mobile, AL for a while...and their accents were so bad I couldn't understand half of what they were saying most of the time! lol I would be sitting at lunch with co-workers and have absolutely NO idea what they were talking about! lol The accents in Mississippi are pretty bad too, but I can atleast understand them for the most part....although one of my good friends is difficult to understand from time to time! lol His wife has to interpret for him often! LOL She's from Houston, Texas also ironically enough! lol
Wow...it's like 80 degrees outside here! lol
Wow...it's like 80 degrees outside here! lol
rainwolfkin:
When I realised what the answer was.....
you make me so curious. why is that?
I am happier than I would normally expect to be at this time of the month. It must be something to do with the weather...
Yesterday was great - we celebrated Liberation Day and the Red Arrows did an air display and everything! They went WOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH and covered the sky in red, white and blue smoke and scared the bejesus out of the pigeons. Ha...
Read More
Yesterday was great - we celebrated Liberation Day and the Red Arrows did an air display and everything! They went WOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH and covered the sky in red, white and blue smoke and scared the bejesus out of the pigeons. Ha...
Read More
VIEW 27 of 27 COMMENTS
rainwolfkin:
i think you've misread my weather forecast! i believe i was complaining about it not being stormy enough rather than predicting storm. I, unlike the inadequate weather forecasters, do not try to predict weather! 
sorry you are burnt and peely. perhaps you could send dried skin flakes instead of crisps.
sorry you are burnt and peely. perhaps you could send dried skin flakes instead of crisps.
snowballinhell:
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes 
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
My poor brain is frazzled and the only thing I have been able to do is play with this
I don't know when or from whom I obtained this link but I thank you.
*manages a weak, hungover smile*
I don't know when or from whom I obtained this link but I thank you.
*manages a weak, hungover smile*
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
suicidedoggie:
Mostly whisky rather than whiskey.
A most excellent hypno-gadget. Dr Mesmer would have been proud, chuffed even. I personally like the slow moves - the slight wiggle...! Woof!
A most excellent hypno-gadget. Dr Mesmer would have been proud, chuffed even. I personally like the slow moves - the slight wiggle...! Woof!
starr:
Hahahahaha, that is an amazing link. I found my head actully moving up and down.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mngddss:
hehe your shirt looks wrinkly!
rainwolfkin:
did you wear that outift (wrinkly shirt and all) while you were wooing your clients? did they walk home with you with their pants on their heads too?
I don't normally work on the weekends (because the world's stockmarkets are closed) however for the second Saturday in a row I have to take clients out, feed them, entertain them and get them horrendously drunk.
Does anyone want to swap my job for something a little less......kidney-hurting?
I may be gone for some time........
Have a great weekend y'all!
Does anyone want to swap my job for something a little less......kidney-hurting?
I may be gone for some time........
Have a great weekend y'all!
medusaq:
sorry to have frightened you with the temptation of flesh. you can come out from hiding now. i have clothes on.
mngddss:
I don't think I'd be a very good stock broker but I'd be willing to take ppl out and get em drunk. I wonder if there is a job where you just do that. Callgirl?
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
rainwolfkin:
one of my high school buddie's dad had a grenade once (and probably still does). a very old one. so old that they didn't know whether it was still 'live' or not, or worked, or whatever. i'm no grenade expert, but i do know that whenever this particular topic was brought up, the whole house (and the people within it) got very nervous and agitated for a few moments before someone inevitably changed the subject. 
they also collected guns and let me shoot them all the time.
and ride their quads.
both of which i was never very good at. kind of like hair-dyeing.
how is the book coming along (or did you change your mind and look at porn all night? )
they also collected guns and let me shoot them all the time.
and ride their quads.
both of which i was never very good at. kind of like hair-dyeing.
how is the book coming along (or did you change your mind and look at porn all night?
)
medusaq:
i KNEW it was her that sent that gift. i'm smart. 
VIEW 25 of 60 COMMENTS
starr:
Yay for presents. Speaking of which, some badass guy sent me The Simpsons 
Thank you sooooooo much!
Thank you sooooooo much!
starr:
Hahaha, my life is one big hangover
Where were you going to go? Maybe it's half term or something.....?