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So, everyone's leaving.... Good bye Voltaire, caio bella Ciel, see ya JoJo andBarny. Will my meager friends list be all grey by the end of the month? Was is something I said.....?

Well, coral_fangs is still here for the time being and she has expressed a desire to hear my crap Star Wars joke. So here it is......

Darth Vadar and Luke Skywalker are having a fight. Their Lightsabers are swishing and clashing against each other and sparks are flying everywhere.

Darth Vadar leans forward and says to Luke "I know what you are getting for Christmas"

Luke looks puzzled and pushes Darth away, lunging with his saber. Defending himself, Darth leans forward again and says " Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas"

"Shut up and fight" shouts Luke, swishing his saber at Darth's head.

The battle continues heartily until, for a third time, Darth wheezes "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas"

Luke backs off and screams "How? How do you know what I am getting for Christmas???"

To which Darth replies:

"Because I felt your presents"