Salam Malekam, my lovelies!
Q) Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
A) Because they are full of Arab seamen!
Geddit? Semen! Ha ha ha ha ha
I am in Egypt and you would not believe how bloomin' hot it is here. The guy at the reception desk said it averages 38-40 degrees during the day and cools to around 27 degrees at night. I am sweating like a hooer as we speak. Still, I already have some lovely tan lines! *pulls down his pants to show you*
Thus far, my bijou holiday has been mainly sleeping, sunbathing and sleeping in the sun although I have also toked some shishka on a hubbly-bubbly pipe and been for a quick paddle in the Red Sea. Well, when in Rome and all that....
See y'all soon
Q) Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
A) Because they are full of Arab seamen!
Geddit? Semen! Ha ha ha ha ha
I am in Egypt and you would not believe how bloomin' hot it is here. The guy at the reception desk said it averages 38-40 degrees during the day and cools to around 27 degrees at night. I am sweating like a hooer as we speak. Still, I already have some lovely tan lines! *pulls down his pants to show you*
Thus far, my bijou holiday has been mainly sleeping, sunbathing and sleeping in the sun although I have also toked some shishka on a hubbly-bubbly pipe and been for a quick paddle in the Red Sea. Well, when in Rome and all that....
See y'all soon
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Yeh, I bought lots of other stuff as well. I thought I should make the most of money before I become a poor student. Well, that's my excuse for spending 75% of a months pay in less than 15 mins (and all of it in under a week). I'll be more responsible next month. Honest.