mro

My deepest thanks for all your kind comments about my long and fluffy hair

Unfortunately, the extra ego boost it gave me (as if I need any!) has resulted in an incident which I should sooner forget but feel the need to share as you are all partly to blame:-

This very evening, being warm and sunny that it is, I decided to parade my Adonic body and flowing locks to members of the public. I wandered down to the beach, spread my towel on the sand and lay down beside my large pole (in order to fight off all the women who would be throwing themselves at me). All well and good until.....

....I got sand kicked in my face.

By a four year old child, no less. As I lay there, helpless, it just kicked sand at me and ran off, giggling. What a bully! And did any totty offer to come over and defend my honour? No. Any fine young fillies come bounding over in skimpy swimsuits offering to comfort me from such a wanton attack? No.

Clearly, my hair doesn't work

And now, to add insult to injury, I have sand up my nose.