I have just been shopping and, while I was in the changing room trying on a pair of linen trousers (how rawk is that?!) an idea for my new tattoo hit me. POW!
I have decided I shall have a full, lifesize torso of Brad Pitt tattoo'd over my own body. That way, when I am on the beach or wandering around town with my shirt off, the chicks will think I am a really buff and sexy guy and they will want to have rampant sex with me. What a cunning plan! I might see if they can tattoo my willy to make it look 9 inches while they are at it
Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!!!
I have decided I shall have a full, lifesize torso of Brad Pitt tattoo'd over my own body. That way, when I am on the beach or wandering around town with my shirt off, the chicks will think I am a really buff and sexy guy and they will want to have rampant sex with me. What a cunning plan! I might see if they can tattoo my willy to make it look 9 inches while they are at it
Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!!!
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and -> they make trousers out of linen?