UPDATED 19/4/05 21:35 hrs
I have just spent the last three and a half hours sat in front of my laptop trying to get this godforsaken cheap motherf*$&*$$%**er scanner to install and I am still none the wiser
Please please pleeeeease, if anyone can save my sanity and tell me how I install it I will be eternally grateful. If it helps, I have just bought one of those cheap 30 Lexmark combined scanner/printer things from WH Smiths and I am trying to get it to work with my Sony Vaio. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
And to make matters worse, I got home tonight only to find that Readers bloody Digest have somehow gotten hold of my name and address and will forevermore bombard me with junk mail. WHY DO YOU THINK I LEFT THE UK IN THE FIRST PLACE???????????????
I am currently very angry and pissed off as a direct result of the above
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Last weekend I bought a printer/scanner thing in order that I may return favours from Starr and Rainwolfkin, both of whom have expressed a desire to see what I looked like when I dressed up as a Goth and dyed my hair purple (remember my Easter exploits???!).
I must admit I am now having second thoughts about my scanner purchase because......well...... you know when you are really drunk and you think it would be funny to send your ex a text suggesting naughty/immoral/illegal things? Well I am of the distinct impression that at some point in the near future I shall get remarkably drunk and find it hilariously original to scan my hairy arse and post the resultant copy in my SG journal. Or, worse still, email it to you.
Hmmm, I don't know if I should open the box or not.
OK, here's the plan - open the box, set up the scanner, scan a pic of me wth goth-purple hair, replace all items with the box, return it to the shop for a cash refund and pretend I never owned on in the first place. I suspect that is probably best all round.
Cool. Pics to follow. Maybe.
I have just spent the last three and a half hours sat in front of my laptop trying to get this godforsaken cheap motherf*$&*$$%**er scanner to install and I am still none the wiser
Please please pleeeeease, if anyone can save my sanity and tell me how I install it I will be eternally grateful. If it helps, I have just bought one of those cheap 30 Lexmark combined scanner/printer things from WH Smiths and I am trying to get it to work with my Sony Vaio. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
And to make matters worse, I got home tonight only to find that Readers bloody Digest have somehow gotten hold of my name and address and will forevermore bombard me with junk mail. WHY DO YOU THINK I LEFT THE UK IN THE FIRST PLACE???????????????
I am currently very angry and pissed off as a direct result of the above
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Last weekend I bought a printer/scanner thing in order that I may return favours from Starr and Rainwolfkin, both of whom have expressed a desire to see what I looked like when I dressed up as a Goth and dyed my hair purple (remember my Easter exploits???!).
I must admit I am now having second thoughts about my scanner purchase because......well...... you know when you are really drunk and you think it would be funny to send your ex a text suggesting naughty/immoral/illegal things? Well I am of the distinct impression that at some point in the near future I shall get remarkably drunk and find it hilariously original to scan my hairy arse and post the resultant copy in my SG journal. Or, worse still, email it to you.
Hmmm, I don't know if I should open the box or not.
OK, here's the plan - open the box, set up the scanner, scan a pic of me wth goth-purple hair, replace all items with the box, return it to the shop for a cash refund and pretend I never owned on in the first place. I suspect that is probably best all round.
Cool. Pics to follow. Maybe.
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i think you should do some mushrooms instead of lsd. lsd is too synthetic and full of crap that fucks you up. and mushrooms can be just a good or better--an all together more enjoyable experience, and it doesn't leave residue in your system for the rest of your life.
kyle once told someone that they could never been as good as acid and to prove him wrong, the said someone gave him some that resulted in him standing in the kitchen of some random houseparty saying 'meep meep meep meep meep' for 2.5 hours. he lost it completely and has no recollection of said event.
And THANKS V MUCH for the pressie!!!! I'm tickled pink. (But that's probably more detail than you wanted to know.) Seems particularly apt given the Pope thing going on right now (the book, not being tickled or being pink). I really look forward to reading it!
Fuck the manly handshake - here's a continental (but not French) kiss for ya!