"Good afternoon, Doc"
"Ah, MRO, welcome. Please sit down..."
Blah blah blah blah......high blood pressure.......blah blah blah.....too much stress......blah blah blah....cut down substantially on coffee intake......blah blah blah......take two of these daily......blah blah blah
OK, whatever. Am I going to die as a result of the blackouts? No
Did you find anything 'interesting' in my blood samples? No
Am I still ok to treat chocolate as it's own food group and eat it for breakfast and lunch? No*
*We all know that when a woman says 'no' she really means 'yes'
A few minor, internal points aside and all I really need to do is be less stressed and change my diet slightly. I have already (partially) taken the doc's advice and changed my food intake - this evening I thought I would be different and have eaten Duck in Black Bean Sauce with a side dish of plain foo yung. Yay for me. Mind you, with the anti-Ulcer pills I have been prescribed I can go back to eating anything!**
**Did I tell you - when I was at school I used to eat staples? Real life, metal staples. Grab a scrap of paper, staple it with about 10 of the blighters and chow down! Obviously, you can gather I didn't go to a boarding school like a certain Doggie of the Suicideness did *Pushes his nose up with his forefinger, making the International Sign of Snootiness*
As far as less stress goes, unfortunately it is part of the job and I enjoy it too much to let it go. Still, if my stress levels heighten to a life threatening level I can always cut it out completely by enrolling as a University student (lol )
Have a very, very good weekend y'all. To everyone who is attending SD's and kittyp's birthday bashette I hope you have a splendid and remarkably drunken time.
To the birthday lad and ladette themselves - all my very best birthday wishes to you both. A sloppy kiss to kittyp and a hearty handshake to SuicideDoggie
(I so hope I got that the right way round)
"Ah, MRO, welcome. Please sit down..."
Blah blah blah blah......high blood pressure.......blah blah blah.....too much stress......blah blah blah....cut down substantially on coffee intake......blah blah blah......take two of these daily......blah blah blah
OK, whatever. Am I going to die as a result of the blackouts? No
Did you find anything 'interesting' in my blood samples? No
Am I still ok to treat chocolate as it's own food group and eat it for breakfast and lunch? No*
*We all know that when a woman says 'no' she really means 'yes'
A few minor, internal points aside and all I really need to do is be less stressed and change my diet slightly. I have already (partially) taken the doc's advice and changed my food intake - this evening I thought I would be different and have eaten Duck in Black Bean Sauce with a side dish of plain foo yung. Yay for me. Mind you, with the anti-Ulcer pills I have been prescribed I can go back to eating anything!**
**Did I tell you - when I was at school I used to eat staples? Real life, metal staples. Grab a scrap of paper, staple it with about 10 of the blighters and chow down! Obviously, you can gather I didn't go to a boarding school like a certain Doggie of the Suicideness did *Pushes his nose up with his forefinger, making the International Sign of Snootiness*
As far as less stress goes, unfortunately it is part of the job and I enjoy it too much to let it go. Still, if my stress levels heighten to a life threatening level I can always cut it out completely by enrolling as a University student (lol
)
Have a very, very good weekend y'all. To everyone who is attending SD's and kittyp's birthday bashette I hope you have a splendid and remarkably drunken time.
To the birthday lad and ladette themselves - all my very best birthday wishes to you both. A sloppy kiss to kittyp and a hearty handshake to SuicideDoggie
(I so hope I got that the right way round)
VIEW 25 of 42 COMMENTS
Thanks for the b-day wishes and manly handshake. I look forward to meeting you at some point!