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I was wandering through Royal Square at lunchtime and do you know what I did? I spread my arms out wide and, pretending I was an aeroplane, I chased after the pigeons.

NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I managed to make a random small child cry too - he wanted to do exactly what I was doing but I was bigger and faster and had more of an affect in scaring the pigeons. Kids are funny when they cry out of frustration.

Pigeons are great too; they are like sheep because when one of them gets spooked and flies away they all follow. I mean, they are not exactly like sheep because sheep don't have wings. Can you imagine that? A sheep with wings? The would look funny for a start - little fluffy white things floating around in the sky, they would look like clouds.

*gasp* Maybe that's it! The white fluffy things floating around in the sky aren't clouds, they are flying sheep! Oh my god, we are being invaded by an army of flying sheep

Uh-oh. What if the scientist who has cross-bred a pigeon with a sheep manages to do the same with a pigeon and a monkey? Ooooooh, I have a nasty feeling Earth is going to be in trouble verrrrrrry sooooooooon



This evening I shall mostly be listening to:-

-My Chemical Romance; I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
-Feeder; Just a Day

Both songs remind me of my Easter trip to the UK (and also my visit to the UK in December). At some point this evening I might spend a few moments sulking because my plans for this Saturday have been temporarily scuppered, but apart from that I shall listen to both of the above tunes on constant repeat and very, very loudly.

Raaawwwwwkkkkk \\m/