I wouldn't necessarily call myself lazy but I have always been the sort of person who puts things off until the last minute. If a deadline needs to be met then surely starting the process can wait until the day before? Or even the day after?
As a result of my unplanned drunkenness yesterday I have learnt a valuable lesson....
As I mentioned yesterday, the plan was to pop out the Sports Bar and have a few drinkies whilst watching the football with a view to being finished and home by about 8pm. On that basis I didn't do any washing on Saturday having made the decision that I could do most of it bright and early on Sunday morning. I was somewhat akin to a hungover zombie on Sunday and could barely feed myself let alone do something as complicated as fathoming out the washing machine.
Much to my chagrin I found out this morning I had no clean underpants. What to do? thought I. Should I wear the same pair I had on yesterday and just turn them inside out? Foolishly, I decided against it instead believing it would be a safe bet to be at one with nature and go to work commando-stylie.
To cut a long story short I have worked out that someone invented silk boxers to stop chafing from a wool suit. I shall leave it to your imagination to work out what I went through for the whole day but suffice to say my little fella is certainly rather red, and it's not from being embarrassed or excited
As a result of my unplanned drunkenness yesterday I have learnt a valuable lesson....
As I mentioned yesterday, the plan was to pop out the Sports Bar and have a few drinkies whilst watching the football with a view to being finished and home by about 8pm. On that basis I didn't do any washing on Saturday having made the decision that I could do most of it bright and early on Sunday morning. I was somewhat akin to a hungover zombie on Sunday and could barely feed myself let alone do something as complicated as fathoming out the washing machine.
Much to my chagrin I found out this morning I had no clean underpants. What to do? thought I. Should I wear the same pair I had on yesterday and just turn them inside out? Foolishly, I decided against it instead believing it would be a safe bet to be at one with nature and go to work commando-stylie.
To cut a long story short I have worked out that someone invented silk boxers to stop chafing from a wool suit. I shall leave it to your imagination to work out what I went through for the whole day but suffice to say my little fella is certainly rather red, and it's not from being embarrassed or excited
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rainwolfkin:
i could do the dress, no problem. and maybe the shoes (although i think i would find it hard to justify spending money on a pair of pink shoes). but i will never carry a handbag. 
rainwolfkin:
sorry to spoil your fun 