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I was walking down Colomberie on my way back from the gym when I passed a nun. I smiled at her, she smiled back.

Nuns always cheer me up. Not in a spiritual way; the only nuns I have ever met in real life are about 4 foot high and resemble penguins. I wonder if naughty penguins are reincarnated as nuns to allow them the chance to repent their sins?.

No, nuns make me happy because they remind me of a joke I heard many moons ago:-

A nun and her novice are driving down a dark road when a vampire leaps out from behind a hedge and lands on the windscreen.
"What should I do, Sister" asks the novice, scared.
"Fear not, my child" comes the comforting response "Just show him your Cross and he will vanish"
So the novice winds her window down, sticks her head out and shouts:
"FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING VAMPIRE"

Yes, nuns are great.