The postman now thinks I am a wierdo. Explaination:-
Having finally worked out how to add pics to my journal folder I asked rainwolfkin if there were any pics she would like me to add, to which she replied 'I love furry bellies and would like to see a pic of yours with a smiley face painted on it' (see yesterday's journal.
I must admit I was, for a short while, stumped as to where one obtains body paint from until I had a brainwave - Ann Summers!
Off I toddled to Ann Summers and emerged a few minutes later with a large tin of chocolate flavoured edible body paint. 'Yay', I thought, 'My plan is afoot' (plus I got to look at some very naughty underwear. Mmmmm)
Returning home, I stripped to the waist and started with my masterpiece, which should have looked like this ---->
albeit in a chocolate brown colour rather than yellow.
As I was sat in my living room waiting for the stuff to dry my door bell rang, which I answered and was greated initially by a happy postman bearing letters. His grin subsequently turned to disgust as he saw my belly....
He now thinks I like to rub shit on body and use it to paint smiley faces on my tummy
Having finally worked out how to add pics to my journal folder I asked rainwolfkin if there were any pics she would like me to add, to which she replied 'I love furry bellies and would like to see a pic of yours with a smiley face painted on it' (see yesterday's journal.
I must admit I was, for a short while, stumped as to where one obtains body paint from until I had a brainwave - Ann Summers!
Off I toddled to Ann Summers and emerged a few minutes later with a large tin of chocolate flavoured edible body paint. 'Yay', I thought, 'My plan is afoot' (plus I got to look at some very naughty underwear. Mmmmm)
Returning home, I stripped to the waist and started with my masterpiece, which should have looked like this ---->
albeit in a chocolate brown colour rather than yellow.
As I was sat in my living room waiting for the stuff to dry my door bell rang, which I answered and was greated initially by a happy postman bearing letters. His grin subsequently turned to disgust as he saw my belly....
He now thinks I like to rub shit on body and use it to paint smiley faces on my tummy
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starr:
rainwolfkin:
i'm sure thats its a beautiful pic! you can send it to my email by clicking 'contact me' under my profile pic, if you are shy. i wont show any one else! and maybe i'll send you one back (if you want one). or maybe, i'll get you a hippo--but you'd have to name if frank. 