mro

Thank you for all your messages and hugs, I am feeling a lot better now that the injection has worn off and I can speak without a stupid, numb-mouth lisp. The guys at work had great fun teasing me and getting me to say 'sausages'. Thothajith. Bastards...

I now have another predicament. At rainwolfkin's suggestion I did nothing but eat Haagen Dazs ice cream following my filling. And she's right - it does make one feel better. My problem is, as a result of all of the icecream I ate yesterday (and over the V-Day weekend) I now have a spot.

Actually, the word 'spot' doesn't do it justice but I don't quite know how you would class it. It already has it's own gravitational field and small planets are being drawn towards it. Thus far I have received two official letters about the 'spot' - one from the Channel Islands Water Company complaining my spot it interfering with the Island's tidal system, the other asking if a wealthy individual could send forward a few sherpers to set up a Base Camp in order that he may scale it and plant a flag at it's summit.

Personally, I am considering pointing the blame for this misfortune on the shoulders of Starr. She used to work at Haagen Dazs and I have a feeling she may have added some sort of eeeeevil spot-inducing nasty stuff in the chocolate mix, at the time doing it 'just for fun'. Boo swizz.

I am sure your local authorities will issue an eruption warning in good time....