I don't recognize or celebrate Valentine's Day, it's against my religion; which of course is the religion of "Being Single And Not Wanting To Have Anything To Do With Depressing Holidays".
It's sad, I don't even actually know what day Valentine's Day is. Of course, every year I find out, by calendars, or people and I'm like, "Oh shit, Valentine's Day is in February isn't it? What day is it on? I have no idea." Then people will tell me it's the 14th. But of course, when the next year rolls around, I hear about Valentine's day, and it's as if it's the first time, and every year I have to be reminded of the date.
So I appologize, but fuck all of you who were happy on the 14th, and to everyone, Happy Depressing Holidy.
It's sad, I don't even actually know what day Valentine's Day is. Of course, every year I find out, by calendars, or people and I'm like, "Oh shit, Valentine's Day is in February isn't it? What day is it on? I have no idea." Then people will tell me it's the 14th. But of course, when the next year rolls around, I hear about Valentine's day, and it's as if it's the first time, and every year I have to be reminded of the date.
So I appologize, but fuck all of you who were happy on the 14th, and to everyone, Happy Depressing Holidy.
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