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mrmuller

Dark and metric is my town. Every day and night.

Member Since 2004

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Tuesday Jun 01, 2004

Jun 1, 2004
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Oh thing's are not going well. But then, they never are. I've just been thinking about a trip I took last year with one of my best friends. The one year anniversary of the trip was a week or so ago, and we wanted to go again this year, but being poor doesn't help much. Oh well, that was the greatest trip of my life and one of my best memories. Photo's of the trip can be seen at my website in this gallery. I'd give an account of the trip, but it would be far too long, and I'd still have to leave out a lot. What else... I think I need a more upbeat profile picture right now.
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marlowe:
HAH... yeah, when I was a little kid I emptied out my toy chest and slept in it, pretending it was a coffin. Then again, i was a sTrAnGe little kid surreal
Jun 7, 2004
karalynn:

MrMuller said:

revkara said:

MrMuller said:
There just has to be some women in the world that really like small dicks. There just has to be.

That wasn't outloud wishful thinkin' or nothin'. *keeps head down and grinds tip of shoe into the dirt*



They make BJs really easy, and not the least bit uncomfortable to perform. blush



Well hot damn! Son of a bitch, now all I need to do is find a girl who just really likes to give comfortable BJ's. Then I'll be all set. But really, I mean, men are attracted to all maner of ridiculous things, in all forms shapes and sizes. You can't tell me there isn't a female on earth that isn't attracted to small dicks. Well actually, I would believe it, because well, that's just how things work.



smile

I always notice you on the Boards because with the addition of an E We have the same last name. And I'm sure you are hung just fine. Like Sorcha said you are just too damn cute for it to matter anyway. blush

Jun 8, 2004

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