The saddest part about life is that this is as good as it gets.
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I've probably been reading too many comic books though...
Just remember what Vonnegut told us all to do once in a while. When life feels good, just stop, think about what's going on, and proclaim "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." (P.S. If you pull that move while making out, and the girl's familiar with Vonnegut, it's like an automatic free-move to second base)