Holy fucking shit... It's been a while....
I just got invited to go meet Vanilla Fucking Ice!!!
I hear he's a pretty cool guy and all, but I just really want to get my picture taken with him so I can say that I actually met the Whitest sonuvabitch to ever belt out horrible rhymes... It's like a piece of shitty music history that I will be able to cherish for all of eternity... It could only be compounded if MC Hammer stops me on the way in the club for some spare change... How great would that be?!?!
Alright stop, collaborate and listen....
I just got invited to go meet Vanilla Fucking Ice!!!
I hear he's a pretty cool guy and all, but I just really want to get my picture taken with him so I can say that I actually met the Whitest sonuvabitch to ever belt out horrible rhymes... It's like a piece of shitty music history that I will be able to cherish for all of eternity... It could only be compounded if MC Hammer stops me on the way in the club for some spare change... How great would that be?!?!

Alright stop, collaborate and listen....
girlordinary:
When do we get to hang out again?